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How the f**k can she say "I can still remember the 1st day we met ... and had a wee catch up"?! How can you "catch up" with someone you've just met!

Saw Raymond from River City in St Andrews today

Follow, follow.... ... they will follow Gretna

Kopparberg Mixed Fruits

Red dotted due to bitter jealousy In all seriousness, well done mate, spend it wisely!

Rangers :lol: :lol: Was asking how all of my Rangers-supporting mates felt, and they were raging

£5 single on Germany earlier at 11/10. Will be putting the winnings back into various other bets throughout the tournament for a bit of fun

Pumped and dumped imo. Unfortunate. Edit: you could send your story to Dear Deirdre, she's normally good with this sort of thing

Just watched this as it sounded interesting and thoroughly enjoyed it. I was almost crying at a few parts along with the characters but managed to compose myself. Great storyline, a film which portrays very well the feelings of everyone involved. I think Clive Owen's especially brilliant in it, but all the characters and actors who played them are fantastic. I'd give it a 9/10.

I think the message meant to say "a site very, very well-known to distribute shite"

Team: Rangers There's only one c**t in this conversation (you)

Shaved? And you're 27?

Mon then square jiggy.

My mate went a while back and took 3 point-blank hits on the same bit of the inside of his thigh, it looked absolutely excruciating and was pretty off-putting. I've not actually been paintballing, but I plan to go ASAP! My other mate rammed into the back of me at go-karting and gave me a bloody agonisingly sore neck, it was a yellow flag and he, being the idiot that he is, didn't notice it and beasted it down a ramp at full speed, careering into the back of me

She is absolutely dreamy. I've had a minor obsession with her for a good while now.

Aye, fair play, I was just being sarcastic! I'd personally still regard it as more of an activity though, because, as you said, it's not done competitively in this country. It's debatable though, much like darts. I wouldn't say it's extreme to be fair. Maybe bollock-naked paintball, but not regular paintball

And feather tickling.

I think one of their songs was on a recent FIFA game - the two really don't go well together Mind you most FIFA music is gash, they should just use the Pro Evo 2008 soundtrack every year!

Even better! Despite this being massively hypocritical; the Scissor Sisters - really?

Can you read!? He politely asked her to stop first.

Should have given her a boot in the pie for good measure imo.

Katy Perry Pixie Lott Kylie Minogue Diana Vickers Enrique Iglesias Pitbull Flo Rida Kelly Clarkson Leona Lewis Nicole Scherzinger Rihanna Shakira Take That Taylor Swift The Saturdays The Wanted JLS Tulisa As ashamed as I am of myself, I can console myself that with the exception of a couple of those artists (especially Katy Perry), I only like a few of the above lists' songs. I should still be cleansed, though, as I could add even more. Someone quote this and add in the double facepalm meme - it's the least it deserves

Ron

Godspeed, Barry, godspeed.