Zen Archer (Raconteur)
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Given that Easter is classed as a moveable feast, thus pancake day must be too.
Signed, A.Thiest.
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Motherwell striker John Sutton is apparently studying Chemistry at Glasgow University
Is he a classmate of Simon Mensing ?
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does this kind of cross have a name?
I think it is called The Cross of Larraine.
That's all I've got.
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Had to miss Jiu Jitsu tonight as I've got a sore shoulder. I'm sure I've got a trapped nerve or something, I have an ache in my shouler/shoulder blade which has been ongoing for weeks and I periodically get pins and needles in my hand on the same side.
Have I had a stroke?
Do you sing like Shirley Bassey?
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I before E exept after C!
Very proficient of you
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Man up.
Is that your boyfreind?
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What are these P&B/Facebook shananagans?
It's the inner circle of an inner circle of.......
No it's not, it's a downward spiral of F**k all, invented by people who don't like alcohol................
Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny,................
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I'll need to write that down.Careful with the crayon.
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Just had a peculiar incident in my flat - the living room door jammed shut and despite minutes of me and my flatmates trying to open it with various appliances there was only one option left. Had to climb out my window, go back into the flat and then shoulder the door open. Thank Christ we live on the ground floor is all I can say
I'd love to say I lept out like a cat - was more like a bear tripping over!
A wee tip.
Remember, whilst entering a room the way the door opens.
While exiting, it works the other way.
i.e. Push, Pull.
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Is L4L the gormless twat on the left or the gormless twat on the right? It's a toughie.
It looks like a scene from Midnight Cowboy.
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I don't know anyone on Facebook with a horrendous Grandma like yours.
Fixed
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Flowers, Wine, Johnnies.
Definitely no cooking utensils/ food processors etc.
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Preferably together.
A joint burrial would certainly save money.
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And also GINGER
I see, you try to appease me with abnornalities, sadly I have seen past your techniches, courtesy of my CIA training.
Shortly, you will receive a knock at the door, from some chap proclaiming, " Your Knicked" etc.
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Not at all Zen. U would probably gi me a knockback
Do not flatter yourself.
From what your freinds tell me, your'e a "MINGER"
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The bellend on this site is a fanny
Not you, but another poster who created many an alias.
Peave and love Zen
You are grooming me are'nt you? Is that supposed to be peace or Perve? Do you have stumpy fingers?
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Point to where I said I was a Virgin please. Point quick and hard, I am getting a semi
This is an improvement, now point it in the direction of a vagina, I'm sure the member will do the rest.
Fact, The bellend has fanny batter receptors, ( similar to taste buds ), Anyhow you'll get there.
Back of the net.
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Oh dear
I take it irony is lost on you
Sorry, missed the bit where you said you were a virgin. IRONY YAWN, BACK AT YA
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Yes I have.....before i learned the ways of the VL state of mind
It really is refreshing
I'll paint a picture, if I may.
Women moaning, predominantly has f**k All to do with sex.
"Clicking" of case being closed.
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Never had that before
I take it you have never been married/ in a relationship.
That's the before and after reference, BTW.
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In terms of overall satisfaction, I'd still go with the consensual sex.
Is that like sensual sex?
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I want to have the existing corrugated asbestos flat roof removed from my garage and replaced with eithjer a felt overed woode one,or a decent alternatve.
I called a company outside Glasgow and they quoted approx £2800!!
Anyone had this done and if so,can recommed a company who will do a good job without me having to take out a second mortgage ?
Cheers in advance
A few tips here I think.
http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/124114-gypsy-weddings/
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Just like the youth bands at the Mod, they're all Kiddie Fiddlers.
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Just orded a chinese, it was delivered by a genuine chinaman, is this a sign that it will be good or a sign that it is cheap due to foreign workers
I was in Milan about 6 years ago, and went to an Italian Resaurant on the outskirts.
The guys I was with, walked into, then out of the restaurant, only to go back in again.(Confused).
Turned out, all of the staff were Chineese.
Still had a 34 though.
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I'll need to write that down.
Quick Question Thread
in The General Nonsense Forum
Posted · Edited by Zen Archer
Do you honestly wait 364 days inbetween eating Pancackes?
Edit. The premise of you question, fucked the maths in my reply.