Zen Archer (Raconteur)

If my cat wasn't female I'd be calling her Dean Shiels

Even the computer generated Josh loves The Pars http://t.co/RIUpyBy6Gf

My local Co-op used to be downstairs, now it's a 10 minute walk away #firstworldproblems

What kind of asshole drives a Lotus?

“And then one day you find Ten years have got behind you No one told you when to run You missed the starting gun.”

Stenhousemuir are quite frankly liars http://t.co/Ft3IalEYJp

Last time I take betting tips off a 1 year old...

Rugby's shite, Tennis is shite & now we've got the shitest of all, cricket. Can we start the Fitba season early?

Rugby's shite, Tennis is shite & now we've got the shitest of all, cricket. Can we start the Fitba season early?

Bennett has returned and is off again on a tour of the west coast for a week. First of all i need to leave my mate Norman a few presents.

Just realised I got my first warning there for the word "spacker" lol

Bennetts big return is sedled fr the 28th.

Я не буду никому кляпом во рту

Wonders what Tommy and Gina are doing now?

The Clique have decided that anyone found unnecessarily shortening words or using hashtags inappropriately will be given a swift boot to the stanes.

The Clique have decided that anyone found unnecessarily shortening words or using hashtags inappropriately will be given a swift boot to the stanes.

The gang up/cliquey nature is unreal! I'll need to try get myself on a night/day out to get involved in conversations!

Massive thanks to @SPLStats for hosting the quiz last night. Evil c**t that he is

Jesus, Allah, Buddha I love you all !

My Fife accent seems stronger on the telly

We are raith rovers and our home shirt should be blue

A question I have asked many times RT @fuzethemc God made Adam then Eve right? Can someone explain male nipples?

Some c**t gie's a job

Got a presentation tomorrow, written f**k all and still procrastinating like f**k

Would it be crass to quote Bob Geldof here ?... #DAFC #SaveThePars http://t.co/Ak2Sdqv0A0