Now I'm confused. The wife or the Wino? Actually, either will do me thanks. So if either of you are reading this, I'm yer man.
But Amy, please gonnae eat something ffs!
f**k me, you think that's a petty annoyance? They must love you Mr Sensitive.
My wife has informed me the painters are in. This isn't a petty moan on the sexual front - it now means she'll have a pop at me for the least petty things she can think of.