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killie_ken

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  1. About your wife turning up or your chances of persuading Amy Winehouse to engage with you conjugally?

    I reckon you're in. I heard she reads this forum and is well up for it. You're in.

    Now I'm confused. The wife or the Wino? Actually, either will do me thanks. So if either of you are reading this, I'm yer man.

    But Amy, please gonnae eat something ffs!

  2. Around 50 people were made redundant in work today. Thankfully customer services were unaffected, but it's still shit seeing people you know losing their jobs.

    f**k me, you think that's a petty annoyance? They must love you Mr Sensitive. :o

    My wife has informed me the painters are in. This isn't a petty moan on the sexual front - it now means she'll have a pop at me for the least petty things she can think of. :(

  3. Just read a book about the making of The Stone Roses 1st album. It was pretty 'matter of fact' and explained everything for Americans which was annoying. However, the interviews with the original members about how the band got started are excellent.

    I've just started reading The Damned United and it's already got me hooked.

  4. :huh:

    Your club didn't check the background of an employee properly so I'm a ***?

    The disclosure Scotland check would have been done as is the case for anyone working with kids. However, if he’s no conviction it’s kind of difficult to know he had a collection of sick pics on his PC. No, as I said, you’re a *** because you often mhak the tired old ‘porridge/kilt/och aye the noo’ type gags about those that support Scottish independence along with making jokes about sex abuse – that’s why yer a ***.

    That and you go on the Drouthy Ayr Loyal bus.

  5. :o

    I'm not point scoring, I just wanted to point out that it's not only Celtic that can sweep this kind of stuff under the carpet.

    As for shortbread tins, wtf are you talking about? I meant a hearty pun about prisoners eating a morning oat breakfast, which is not only a pithy pun, but would be good for the prisoners health.

    Why is everything anyone says anathema to you politically?

    I think you’ll find it was your good self that brought politics into the thread sir. As for the club sweeping that case under the carpet – they publicly issued a statement about the sicko and promptly sacked him.

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