bobby carlos

What time is wilder roughly meant to be on at?

Broken collarbone for my eldest. Done it mucking about at a cafe/playroom thingy. Happened on Monday the wife said he cried when it happened but got over it quickly but sulked the rest of the time. I got home from work and clearly it hurt but still didn't complain that much so just thought it wouldn't be anything serious. The next day my wife, her pals and their kids went to a soft play, Joe (my boy) couldn't climb up it so that's when my wife knew something was up, so a trip to the sick kids and boom broken collarbone. He thought it was great all the attention and the x Ray ect. Tough Wee laddie though not complaining and still wanting to give the soft play a go.

My two never had dummies, first one never took to it so we didn't bother with the second but the wife's cousins little girl is four and still has one.

Love being a dad but hate kids birthday parties that I have to go to like today, when I'm rough as toast

Should have listened

Fabio Cannavaro done alright at CH for being 5ft 9in

Back from NYC a couple of weeks ago, second time being there. Took a more chilled out holiday this time. Favourite part was the "Meat Packing District/ Chelsea Market" loads of nice restaurant/bars without the mayhem of Times Square. Rooftop bar on 5th avenue well worth a visit as well.

With the kids(3&1)and dog this morning, going for lunch with the mother and grandmother, watch the football still with the kids🙈

Got to watch them or it'll bug like an OCD thing. Not seen the tumble dryer for a while it's been decent weather, will check on her later.

Flying out on Wednesday. Edinburgh to Dublin, Dublin to JFK. The wife wants to go to Carragher's as she's heard it's decent for food so will hopefully go there for the champs league final.

Caught up with 4,5,6 going to watch 1 tonight, not hated them but can't see myself watching them again. Wife loving them though.

The wife got a pair from a proper running shop on Lothian road in Edinburgh, they put you on a treadmill and analyse your feet or some nonsense and recommend trainers to you and to be fair she's been running for a while and says the trainers are brilliant. So will most likely pop in there.

Did just over 6k in 34mins 3rd run this week. Starting to enjoy it, first 10 mins I detest it but get into it after that. I'll probably buy a decent pair of running trainers then use them once and never see them again.

Went for a run in for the first time in forever (not including 5s and helping out my local team at 11s) was only 4.5k wasn't a fast pace, took 25mins but the legs are feeling it. Trying to get into this running malarkey.

A mate of mine came back a couple of weeks ago and on his last day said it was scorching, I'm going at the end of May and he says I'll be in shorts all day.

Been asking around, going to go 4,5,6,1,2,3 sorry DA Better be worth it

I've noticed sky have got a Star Wars channel up and wanted to know if it was worth while watching them and in what order, cheers

I'm half cut that's why I'm brave but it is something I'll probably get............ Bricking it

After a talk with the wife, we've decided after two great boys we're done with kids. What's the best way to get this progress started?

Walker

My youngest turned 1 earlier (13th Feb) a couple of points. My eldest who is 3 1/2 was the easier baby.......And my one year old is looking too much like his uncle (my brother) than I'd like. But myself and the wife have came to the conclusion that were done with kids now. I was done with the 2nd anyway, so possibly be posting on "the snip" forum sooner rather than later

And this is one of the worst Man U sides in a generation. Could be another Tyler Blackett

Currently watching How to lose a guy in 10 days Seen it before, decent chic flick movie with a couple of chuckles.

Talking about going to the toilet the other day there I went on the pan and naturally took my phone then for my 3 1/2 year old to open the door (first time I've noticed him doing it) and asked if I'd wiped my bum yet. That'll be a lock on the door now and as folk have said no fucking peace.

Duncan Ferguson