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Tbf at least we seemed to be able to locate him. Meanwhile Dundee Football Club are being left on read by McGowan.

Tbf we probably got the contracts signed and emailed the head of media to get something put out about it forgetting that they don't currently exist.

See if Danzaki is absolute shite against whatever lower league mob we draw is it too late to mutual absolute f**k out him?

Also I have 100% said it before but I spewed in a bin outside the 100 Club due to being the most violently hungover man on the planet for kick off of the home leg. On reflection a good laugh with my late da shaking his head at the sight of this. All being forgiven at Cammy Bell O'Clock.

Rumours Tam Scobbie's been spotted doing shuttle runs in Strathclyde park.

At absolute worst he's a less shit Conor Shields.

I reckon he's probably not on that big a contract so giving him a year isn't a totally mental thing. Best case scenario that weird purple patch turns out to have shown there's a player that can add something to our squad. Worst case he gets binned this time next year or someone takes us off our hands in January. I mean we done it for Sol.

They built up to it though. I respect them for building the tension. We've had some mental dealings in contracts in the last few years. Would be good if we could mutual a few of the diddies. Shields has proven for both us and QP that he's not good enough and I don't even need to get in to any detail about Maguire. As for the list of folk who could get a new contract Johnston's probably already away so you'd want to keep Casey, Goss and Deano. Get the rest hunted.

Tbf I've seen him sitting up the back of the Cooper stand with his laptop so we can't rule this out.

A former player who can play up front and has a history of terrible injuries since leaving us? What could possibly go wrong?

Every single person completely fumbled it other than Tom in the end. He might be a human snake pit but he's outsmarted every single one of the Roys. What a bloody ending.

I, for one, have never doubted Sean Goss so you take that back.

My man I am in for a penny in for a pound at this point. Is it going to be terrible? Almost certainly. Will I at least be able to point and laugh? Absolutely.

Episode 2 notes: Some truly, truly awful CGI on display here. The clone battle is pretty good. Yoda's absolutely at it with that cane. Drops it to fight Dooku in the most acrobatic fashion then immediately starts limping again as soon as he's done. It's like that episode of Still Game when Winston's trying to avoid the DSS. Always weirded me out that Boba picks up the helmet which, presumably, still has his da's severed head in it. Not as good as episode 1, will compare with episode 3 in due course.

Aye yesterday was a horrible throwback to a lot of our issues in the first half of the season. Having to rely on any of Lamie/Mugabi/Johansen for the entire season and we'd have been relegated months ago. Mugabi seems to create panic in everyone around him, and I think Blaney could be a decent option but he's looked way more composed when he's got Butcher organising everything.

Hope oor Natalie has a great summer and comes back next season.

Mugabi putting on a greatest hits performance here today. He seems like he's a lovely guy but an atrocious football player.

As I previously said. Give him the armband back ASAP.

Awkward that we're finishing on more points than *checks notes* the best St Mirren team in decades.

https://twitter.com/lewis11839401/status/1662400281282240513?s=46&t=xx8r1jJyzvs34xFXKLjmZg "He's attacking"

My Dutch pal explained what they're actually singing about. It basically translates as "it's better to be too fat to fit in your coffin than miss the party". You can only say fair play.

Decided to watch all the films again for the first time in yeeeeears. Watched The Phantom Menace last night as was left with a couple of thoughts. 1. Anakin was the immaculate conception . I had totally forgotten this detail and it is a wild, wild thing. "Conceived by the midichlorians" 2. The Darth Maul fight is still the GOAT of all lightsaber fights. It's so so good. 3. They really loved blue/green screen.

I was in Rotterdam last year for that Netherlands - Argentina game and, let me tell you, when an entire pub is bouncing around to that it is some carry on.

Hope we start coming out the tunnel to this: