Hearts Daft

Did you batter that word salad in with your forehead?

The only thing more tragic than green and white army's state of emotional turmoil over a 2 year old result is your absolute obsession with all things HD. Also tragically ironic that you attempt a pun about a psych ward whilst stalking another member around a football forum in a state of perma-seethe. Swing and a miss, champ.

At least you're not upset.

An Irish Catholic. Such confusion from the staunch Provident right wing chef.

Busted. When did he quote this then?

In fear of being royally whooshed, why is it attributed to Paulo Sergio?

On the phone, what is it?

Definite alias. Well done to whatever Hibs fan created it and reeled everyone in. I'm no having it that anyone is that thick and the avatar is just all too convenient.

You know you're dealing with a real intellectual heavyweight when they drop the F bomb and can't even spell it properly. What an embarrassing breakdown.

Fucking hell

Could make it an annual event.The City Irrelevance Shield.

You wouldn't know class if it shat on your face, you glaswegian tramp.

Swoon The headband can't be far off.

He is a good signing at this level. If Keatings is Average and unexciting though so is El Alagui who has done not much more than Keatings at the same level and has done next to f**k all above it.

It's absolutely hilarious that they're calling players like Gomis, Buaben and Keatings "Average and unexciting" while at the same time getting themselves sodden about a player who scored 5 more goals in this league than James Keatings and is 6 years his senior with f**k all else in terms of pedigree outwith being a flop in England and Dundee and another player who's ploughed down the English leagues like he was pushed off a cliff.Even funnier that they're calling Öztürk and El Hassnaoui "average and unexciting" when not one of them has seen either of the two play football.

They made an absolute c**t of it at the start when they spelt it "@Prince_Bauben" :lol:

"Big Jig" is Elbows McCulloch. The thirty something striker/midfielder/defender that runs in treacle and the Rangers fans thinknis brilliant because he scored a few goals against postmen.

How did this "craze" even kick off? Do they go back home and tell everyone they stole it from the Hearts "ultras" when in reality they stole it from a woman like a bunch of bellends?

"The Protestant part of Ireland"

If you can't properly construct an ellipsis I'd suggest you don't try trolling.

Oh yawn. How shan.

To be expected. We had a few foreigners and it was "MAD VLADS CAST OF FACELESS THOUSANDS". Celtic had a few foreigners at the same time and it was "Cosmopolitan Celtic".