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Working on a sweet prank wherein I send some one a postcard and just draw a really crude dick. No idea who should receive it though.

.@_metcalfe There should be grand award shows for the exceptionally average people of society.

Some how managed to misread a response from some one at uni, signing off as "The Godfather". Been thinking he's an asshole without reason.

Keeping up my global goalscoring record that spans from USA, Scotland, Turkey, Holland and now Belgium. #goalmachine #callmeupbillystark

Gonna play some futsal later. Belgium is about to have a goal machine unleashed upon it. Also, leg breaker. #dangerousfitba

So, I then said to him "I'll never fucking forget you." then walked away. Not acknowledging what happened.

I find it mildly distressing @bearpitkaraoke won't be on this week in Berlin. It could've been incredible.

I'm not sure I'd like to be friends with James Bond. ALL he ever wants to do is have sex or kill people, can be real buzzkill on a night out

Gonna see the biopic about my life later. They called it Skyfall for some reason, I'm sure I'll find out why.

My halloween costume is just a hungover guy staying in bed all day.

Just used Cécémel as if it is regular milk in cereal and holy shit, fucking hell. What a great idea.

I judge how clean my room is by whether I would be proud to bring a lady back to it. Today was 1 of the few days where I wouldn't have been.

Hey, Taylor Swift, we might actually be getting back together some time probably. #catchyrebuttal

I wish it was snowing to justify how uncomfortably cold it is. Got my massive jacket on IN BED.

Flights booked to Berlin for my week off uni. Gonna be grand.