Pars fan

Eh, no.

You shouldn't be using your phone when in control of a vehicle.

Hope picture one wins.

Assuming that you're not joking. . . The food is so artificial that even bacteria doesn't even bother with it. Many years ago on a late night radio show, there was some scientist talking about certain 'foods' that are so full of shit that they would remain untouched by, bacteria, insects and even rodents. He challenged the listeners to conduct their own experiments. I left an open tub of flora margarine right down the back of an old dirty and damp store that I used to have, I kept checking it for a few months before I forgot all about it. Five years later, when clearing the place out as it had been sold, there it was - A nice golden yellow tub of perfect looking flora was still there, this place was full of flys and all kinds of other beasties and not one of them fancied even a wee bit of flora. I haven't touched margarine since that day, which is pretty dumb on my part because I still eat McDonald's, as a matter of fact I tanned a box of 20 nuggets not so long ago

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You seem upset

Millen will probably end up a lower league mercenary. He's a reasonable player who I would imagine will improve with a settled environment. To those who moan that he kept Williamson out of the team - Millen is two years older, he was also the under 20s captain. Millen himself was thrown in at the deep end, never mind Williamson, who would have been about 16 years old. There's a big difference between happy clapping and hopeful encouragement. Fingers crossed that Williamson is back to full fitness soon and I hope Millen does well for Clyde.

Drinking chilled Buckie is also BEAST behaviour.

Volume.

He's not been very good. He's got a case of the 'Kyle Huttons' going on, thinks he's great without having to try and it's a recipe for disaster. Might get a fright when he's punted though and perform then. One goal and one good pass is his repertoire.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? Take the 'S' out of 'Safe' and the 'F' out of 'Way'. . .

It's a good fit for you, Alloa. I bet that you won't be relegated.

I hate my eyes for reading that driv.

All perfectly reasonable.

Chivarly is dead.

Sammy lost it after the sledge incident. The tank will never be topped though. Masterpiece.

You need a kick in the pie.

Led Zeppelin - 'The song remains the same' as my psychedelic painted coffin is carried down the aisle. Hammer to fall by Queen to interrupt whichever fraudster is talking pish, about how nice a guy I was etc.

Facebook for this pish.

Nowt wrong with Buckfast - it's those who can't handle it that give it a bad name.

It was surely obvious.

Tears and snotters imminent.

Dirty wee fecker - looking forward to Red sorting him out!

Cash is king.

You should never assume, because that makes an. . .?