Guns Show

if Ultra could stop spamming my PM inbox with black gentleman giving and receiving oral that would be just marvellous. I heard he has previous for this so I will let him off with a warning...this time. Thanks in advance. Guns Show.

Back from Charlotte Square. Ultra was a no show as expected...unfortunately couldn't get any pictures for proof on my Nokia 3330 (aye that's the one with WAP). Did have a delightful lunch in Angel Share hence the delay in getting back to you.

Sounds like another shitebag excuse to me...I should have known to be honest.

MMA? I'm going Mortal Kombat on this chump.

You calling my Mum a stripper? That's crossing the line. Charlotte Square - 10am. You better not shitebag it this time.

Did ye aye? Shat it and stormed off NAP.

^ Seething that no one ever wants to noise up the Cowdenbeath fans because they just don't care enough.

To be fair Ultra Jambo did get distracted on his way to Granton Square after he saw an advert for cheap Lyceum Theatre tickets. This could explain his general display of shite-baggery and the no show.

I think Berra was around 21/22 when he started to break into the team properly - 2005/6 I remember him coming in for Webster at the back end of the season as he was frozen out and then was a regular for 2006/7. McKay's development may be hampered slightly by the lack of experience in the team - Webster and Berra both had Pressley to play alongside.

He is 21.

£800 a fortnight working as an offshore Steward? Not likely.

To be fair to Locke he was only following Plumber McGlynn's lead.

Paterson signs a new deal: http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/20140715/new-deal-for-paterson_2241384_3999338 He was being watched by a few EPL clubs last year so hopefully this deal will make sure we get a good amount for him when he undoubtedly leaves to play at a higher level.

Stephan Adam stolen from under the noses of Hibs as well. Always seems to work out well when we do it...

Fantastic news...

They are too busy demanding that any spare cash is spent on replacing the faded seats in the Roseburn (I'm not even kidding)

Anyone else cancel their direct debit to FOH after that FARCE last night?

I'm just throwing this out there...but you don't think, that there is maybe a possibility, a small chance, that in some way, just maybe, he might have been...on the wind up?

Someone has said it before but it is astounding 12 months on that Hearts are some distance ahead of Hibs in terms of preparation for a new season in the same division.

Gomis - Bauben CM pairing in the Championship...where is the Carrick 'ohhh' gif? Just had a deek over at KB...some posters turning their noses up at Bauben! What a bunch of roasters

Good signing and filling two roles at the club. Very much doubt we are overspending

Was there not talk of Derbies being moved to Friday nights for a tv deal with Alba?

Can see Levein putting an experienced spine through the team, making sure the central positions are shored up with experience and letting the youngsters work their magic out wide. Could do with some experience alongside Wilson and of course a solid keeper.