Ayrshire Squire

Well done the Chelsea pensioners. Great result last night!

If anyone in the East End of Glasgow finds some toys that look as if they have been thrown from a pram could they please return them to 'the manager' c/o Celtic Park please?

RAITH 5 (FIVE) MORTON 0 (NIL) ... Are Morton still on course for promotion?

FOR SALE ... 20million tubs of mouldy ice cream. Yours for £18.88. Contact CSC for details.