If that was your wife, she not only made the dinner and ironed, she's hoovered, washed up, cleaned the guinea pigs, got the shopping in, defrosted the fridge, took the bins out, got the full sky sports package AND helped organise a kicking for the chap she had an affair with.
Gratitude not required. But a sense of perspective is a must.
Time to stop obsessing about The Rangers, my friend. Your lads are doing you so proud on the pitch.