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meanwhile on the Girlie T V Presenter Forum's "P&B members that you'd fucking sort out" thread:

she's been taking a leaf out of the lovely ashley's book of cheekiness involving phones - just scaled up a little to suit...

and while in investigative mode, i know the reservoir dogs thing has been done to death on here recently, with messrs brown, white, black et al taking a bow, but what about that bogtrotters burd who creates such enraptured excitement on RM, d'you think she'd prefer to be ms pink or ms brown, or as the partner of sundry OF sorts, does she simply not get the choice in such matters ?

whereabouts - church or chapel - I think we, and especially Sally, need to know in the interest of transparency, or does the start of your post tell us all we need to know ?

is a falacious side-show a burd in a small candy-striped tent like a punch and judy stall dispensing oral favours to passing gentlemen ?

you mean he was in charge of the whole EBT scheme, as devised by the prodigiously empizzled Mr Baxendale-Walker ?

1) Walter Smith began his playing career with Dundee United 2) Dundee United are known as The Arabs 3) Arabs, indigenous to the desert regions* of North Africa, are known for the herding and use of Dromedary camels 4) The Dromedary has four "camel toes", which in the internet age, has become a term for a particularly pert female reproductive part 5) particularly pert female reproductive parts are perhaps normally associated with younger females, perhaps unsullied by lawful sexual activity 6) youngsters unsullied by lawful sexual activity - although not exclusively female as befits the all-encompassing auspices of the organisation in question - are a particular predilection for many senior members of the Roman Catholic Church ergo, Walter Smith is not only a heavy duty tarrier, but quite possibly a Catholic priest too desert regions* - as distinct from "dessert regions" or large areas of Scotland where jelly and ice cream is a popular dish

dont forget that they also fulfill the most important criteria when it comes to deciding national status: they took part in the eurovision song contest

colostomy bag to accommodate all the shite spouted by the OF fucktards who post.....

so, Jagsman, DXBBud spends a few minutes round at yours every once in a while does he ?

on a less contentious tack, I've thought for a while now that Britannia in your avatar really does look to have a magnificent pair of tits - it's a shame that we'll only ever get to see a bit of grayscale sideboob

d'YOU thinK Leggo's reading that aND feeling someKind of fucKWit EmpaTHY WITH THe auTHor for the EXcellENT use OF CAPITALIsation ?

bill would approve of this thread...

extreme quality - have a greenie, my good sir

only because the herberts that live there will be making them in the sweatshops for their 4p a day, and fetching the duff 'uns that fail "quality control" home to use as dishcloths (or worse)...

you cock womble

what - he's proposing to spend 200% more than Green ???

mmm - the ideal antidote to having spent a couple of hours trawling through this thread - live pussy on webcam with loads of licking and toys

there has been a great deal of quality material on this epic thread - that is particularly good

direct action (or inaction, more to the point): let's take it as read that The Rangers are going to be in in the SPL next season and that any amount of submissions, however cogent or impassioned, from supporters of other clubs to to their respective chairmen, to media outlets, MP's, or anyone else is not going to make the slightest bit of difference; you can register your displeasure with whoever you like, however you like, for as long as you like - waste of time. what you need is a coherent, ongoing, long-term protest to make it clear to anyone who ever takes even a cursory look at scottish football of the utter contempt in which rangers will be held from next season onwards, to make them ask why that is the case and to make it abundantly clear of the depth of that feeling we've all seen the disagreements on here about how not renewing season tickets is a moot point - it harms your own clubs, obviously, and yes they are to blame by being complicit in the whitewash which will see rangers railroaded back in to the league, or carrying on with pisspot little penalties with short lived consequences, but that's not the point, and for those that are happy to still watch their own clubs it a non-starter anyway.|Why should they give up their footballing love because of rangers and a spineless set of officials anway. Without the sort of drastic, nationwide action that you all acknowledge football fans are unable to implement - for whatever reason - it's just going to be a fairly derisory protest anyway, bordering on the "sad little individuals" scale of things What you need to do, as football fans, from the start of next season onwards, is to undertake never to visit Ibrox to watch your club's play ever again. you deprive Rangers of the comparative pin money from tickets - big deal - but more than that you're making your point. they're cheating b*****ds, and you want no part of putting money in to their coffers. if your own clubs make money from ticket sales, so what - they probably won't get paid for it anway, no great loss.... as for the issue of supporting your own club at an away game - f**k 'em; they've told you what they thought of the value of your support by re-electing rangers newco to the SPL or whatever, so for one or two away games a season, let them fucking know you don't agree with them - season in , and season out. turn up for home games and trips elsewhere by all means, support them in every other way you can, but for those trips to ibrox that they wanted, and you didn't, just turn your backs on them imagine the impact in the wider footballing world: glasgow rangers - the club that no away fan will ever visit; everyone will want to know why, and a few well placed websites explaining things will get the message across. it'll become as big a part of that club's profile as any other part of their history (possibly sic) - and what do you have to do to make that happen - absolutely nothing, just sit on your arses and do nothing ! again, we all know it's impossible it is to orchestrate any sort of protest whch requires fans to do something positive, so make this the one that's taken forward by them simply not doing something - how much easier is that to sort out ? all the rangers games are going to be on tv anyway - get down to your own clubs on the day of a trip to ibrox, fill your own team's bar with customers, spend money on their pies and their beer and their merchandising - make enough noise about what's planned, they'll love it and be be queuing up to turn what would otherwise be a blank saturday (or whatever) in to a decent pay day by laying on big screen coverage for those who would once have travelled, but now refuse to do so; go to your local pubs, buy your local pie and chips, and avoid any of the other potential nastiness involved with a trip to glasgow. make this happen, make it an institution, make it part of the fabric of your game just as much as ranger's cheating has been - and make sure that everyone knows why you're doing it ! ahh - jog on - probably a shite idea, but that's my thoughts anyway - is that 30,000 words yet ?

presumably the "father's advice" mix, though ?

ray houghton said exactly the same thing on TalkShite this afternoon...