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Witold Sygula

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  1. Anyone happy with the Keatings rumours?

    Can’t see the benefit to signing a striker who’s been deemed not good enough for the top level the last 3 times he’s been promoted.
    He was offered a deal with us when we got promoted in 2014 but chose to stay in the Championship with Hearts.
    https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/2931807/dundee-united-paul-mcmullan-james-keatings/
  2. This goes out to the charming band of currants I happened upon in Sauchiehall Street this afternoon.

    They fit the image of the arrogant biggoted bully boys that has made this thread such a joy to behold.

    You probably won't be reading this guys, but just remember, your club is dead, gone forever, doesn't exist.

    No SPL football for the likes of you for a long long time.

    This songs for you.........

  3. Could you please wait until I have consulted the Federation of Icecream Flavours Alumni for clarification as to their stance on statute 99 (flake) before taking further action but if you must take further action on the subject of who is fit and proper and for what purpose I would ask that you go through the Court of Arbitration for Sweets (and desserts) and not ordinary court otherwise none of us could end up with any ice cream.

    Dammit!:angry: You've seen through my cunning plan! Second only to Rangers FC, I regard ice cream as the work of the devil, and representative of all that is evil in our society. I had hoped that if I dragged this issue through all the range of courts and appeal tribunals, ice cream would eventually be subsumed into the giant Green Jelly Corporation and eventually become liquid and disappear down the drain of history.

    Seeing Rangers die is not enough, we need to rid the world of ice cream while we're at it!!

  4. I am sorry but I cannot concern myself with deciding on who is a fit and proper person to decide who should eat ice cream, the procedure to be followed now is that the person in control of the scoop should certify that the person receiving the bowl is fit and proper.

    Ah, now, do you mean that the person is fit and proper to receive the bowl, the contents of the bowl, or previous contents of the bowl, or another as yet undefined quantum?

    And assuming the contents of the bowl is ice cream, will there come a point when the natural liquidation of the ice cream becomes inevitable?

  5. My boy is smashing, after demanding his daily update on the Rangers saga today he's put in an order of jelly and ice cream for pudding. Forget the rumours and speculation, I think we now have confirmation.

    My boy is dead keen on a jelly and ice cream party and fully understands the reasons. However we have a problem in that I don't like ice cream but the wee fella is refusing to trade me his jelly for my ice cream. He says that on this special occasion I've just got to eat the ice cream! I've told him he's not a fit and proper person to tell me when I have to eat ice cream, he just laughs and says its worth it if Rangers are dead. Now is that fair?

  6. Well I have yet to hear a Celtic fans say they were wanting their 'tainted' titles, people are wanting them to have their titles null and void but Ive yet to hear one say we want them to be credited to us.

    I, as an Ayr fan, would certainly welcome the 2002 League cup coming our way.

    Would it be stretching things to have the 1935 Scottish Cup retrospectively awarded to The Accies :-)

  7. Does anyone know when this BBC documentary is airing?

    It's due to be broadcast on May 23rd, and I posted here last night that Minty is trying to secure an injunction to stop it being broadcast as it contains certain, ahem, allegations about Minty hiring a private detective to listen in on Fergus McCann's phone calls so that he could outbid him.

    I checked with the person who told me this, and he insists his source is reliable and it isn't just another round of internet tittle tattle from armchair warriors who haven't discovered girls yet.

    He is confident his source isn't taking the piss, and accepts that it was in the days before mobile phones and phone hacking was known about but nevertheless private detectives had their trade secrets......I'm told to listen out for the mention of Gordan Petric in this context, whom both of the Ugly Sisters were chasing.

    It does also seem that some Rangers fans have got wind of this.....

    http://forum.rangers...howtopic=219521

    We'll see if anything happens on the 23rd. I hope it's true and people I trust insist it's true but there's so much bollocks going on there's just no telling.

    I'm no lawyer, so I'm guessing...if Minty get's an injunction are the BBC allowed to go public and say that they're not being allowed to show the programme?

  8. New kid on the block here. Been meaning to

    post for a while but it's hard to read through 1000 pages when you're helpless with laughter. Don't know if this is off-topic but just heard from a trusted and reliable contact...BBC Scotland prog by Mark Daly due to be shown on May 23...David Murray has asked for court injunction to have it banned. Proof of murray hiring private detectives to hack Fergus McCann's phone calls and then outbid him for players will be revealed.....I'm told it's all true. Views?

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