Witold Sygula

He was offered a deal with us when we got promoted in 2014 but chose to stay in the Championship with Hearts. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/2931807/dundee-united-paul-mcmullan-james-keatings/

Pretty sure it's Ziggy, but we know he's coming back to us. I suspect he's the "worst kept secret"

Ziggy is on Off the Ball at the moment and has confirmed he's definitely coming back to Accies

He's joined us according to Wikipedia; https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_McGowan

Seems like Sevco fans believe he should be on his way to Ibrox https://www.followfollow.com/forum/threads/aaron-mcgowan.32947/

This goes out to the charming band of currants I happened upon in Sauchiehall Street this afternoon. They fit the image of the arrogant biggoted bully boys that has made this thread such a joy to behold. You probably won't be reading this guys, but just remember, your club is dead, gone forever, doesn't exist. No SPL football for the likes of you for a long long time. This songs for you.........

Available soon at a football ground near you.....

Same thing surely?

Am I the only one who thinks that a Newco Buns in Div 3 would be the gathering place for the most bigoted and racist orcs; the worst of the worst away supporters who followed a club that doesn't exist any more....Rangers I think they were called?

Dammit! You've seen through my cunning plan! Second only to Rangers FC, I regard ice cream as the work of the devil, and representative of all that is evil in our society. I had hoped that if I dragged this issue through all the range of courts and appeal tribunals, ice cream would eventually be subsumed into the giant Green Jelly Corporation and eventually become liquid and disappear down the drain of history. Seeing Rangers die is not enough, we need to rid the world of ice cream while we're at it!!

Ah, now, do you mean that the person is fit and proper to receive the bowl, the contents of the bowl, or previous contents of the bowl, or another as yet undefined quantum? And assuming the contents of the bowl is ice cream, will there come a point when the natural liquidation of the ice cream becomes inevitable?

My boy is dead keen on a jelly and ice cream party and fully understands the reasons. However we have a problem in that I don't like ice cream but the wee fella is refusing to trade me his jelly for my ice cream. He says that on this special occasion I've just got to eat the ice cream! I've told him he's not a fit and proper person to tell me when I have to eat ice cream, he just laughs and says its worth it if Rangers are dead. Now is that fair?

Wow! One of the best ever! Keep em coming mate,thus will keep me amused til the shit really hits the fan

Would it be stretching things to have the 1935 Scottish Cup retrospectively awarded to The Accies :-)

Have to hold my hand up....my info that the docu would claim that Minty arranged for the Bunnet's phone to be bugged was bollocks. Clearly I was duped

I'm back reading this thread as it provides me with endless cheer and laughter, unlike Question Time which is on the box right now. Oh, and why aren't they asking questions about Ramgers on QT, it is from Cardiff after all.

It's due to be broadcast on May 23rd, and I posted here last night that Minty is trying to secure an injunction to stop it being broadcast as it contains certain, ahem, allegations about Minty hiring a private detective to listen in on Fergus McCann's phone calls so that he could outbid him. I checked with the person who told me this, and he insists his source is reliable and it isn't just another round of internet tittle tattle from armchair warriors who haven't discovered girls yet. He is confident his source isn't taking the piss, and accepts that it was in the days before mobile phones and phone hacking was known about but nevertheless private detectives had their trade secrets......I'm told to listen out for the mention of Gordan Petric in this context, whom both of the Ugly Sisters were chasing. It does also seem that some Rangers fans have got wind of this..... http://forum.rangers...howtopic=219521 We'll see if anything happens on the 23rd. I hope it's true and people I trust insist it's true but there's so much bollocks going on there's just no telling. I'm no lawyer, so I'm guessing...if Minty get's an injunction are the BBC allowed to go public and say that they're not being allowed to show the programme?

Aye but Alfie wisnae a goalie. Roman Strawolski was the man however;-)

Cheers mate. I feckin hope it's true too, the person I heard it from insists the source is reliable bit we'll see. Jon McShane has been doing the biz for us lately,delighted we've got him for a 2 year contract. Can't quite believe you let him go, usually players go from Hsmikton to Paisley and not vice versa. Feel free to send wee Nigel back any time!

New kid on the block here. Been meaning to post for a while but it's hard to read through 1000 pages when you're helpless with laughter. Don't know if this is off-topic but just heard from a trusted and reliable contact...BBC Scotland prog by Mark Daly due to be shown on May 23...David Murray has asked for court injunction to have it banned. Proof of murray hiring private detectives to hack Fergus McCann's phone calls and then outbid him for players will be revealed.....I'm told it's all true. Views?