Nick_BCFC
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I'm getting a semi on and i'm not sure if its because I want sex on it or with it.
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You've got to tell us what it's like to use.
It wouldn't suprise me if you just had to say to it "10 copies double sided" and it's do them for you without pressing any buttons.
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Gods, you're sadder than him! The build up to this has been going on for two weeks.....
If you really want to know they are Canon iR 3245 models...
full specification details HERE!
Feck, you've got me at it now!!
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Edit: And now Reina's at it too! I'm beginning to wish I hadn't moaned in the first place now!
It's more beautiful then I imagined! It looks like it could fly or something.
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Are you taking the piss?
No, seriously!
No really, I am impressed. It must be a pretty big copier? What make is it? I want to see it quite badly.
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Just logged on this morning and got this office-wide email from him.....
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I will possibly end up giving him a smack!
Wow, 5 packets of paper in there? I am impressed.
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My Admin Officer almost wetting himself with excitement over the three new photocopiers we had delivered today.
"Ooh look at the mechanised trolley they're using to get the copiers' up the stairs"
"They've got an add on paper bin that can take 5 reams of paper so we won't have to refill them so often. Here, let me show you how it works"
"They can do 45 copies per minute, much faster than the old machine"
"Ooh look at the automatic stapler feature"
"I've put the instruction manual in the draw above the A4 tray - see?"
It's a fucking photocopier man, get over it!
To be fair though, that does sound like a cracking photocopier!
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It doesn't happen to me as much as it should really, which is a plus.
My nag, the wee Raith Rovers arseholes on this thread. I don't know why they annoy me, or why I get annoyed at them. That Kutski or whatever he calls himself doesn't half come across as a fucktard on here.
Ah, that feels better.
Something annoyed me about him a few weeks ago. It was a thread named Kutski, started by Kutski and Kutski was the last to post on it. It just didn't look right.
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I didn't even think of going for women in their mid 30's. Stick with girls around your own age.
There were cats cooler then me at 17 & 18 who had super fast done up nova's and the like. I seemed to be losing out to these clowns a lot so I expended my horizons.
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why mid 30's+?
Bowls isnt pish
No other reason then I personally found more success with mid 30's when I was your age. Perhaps you'll have better luck then me with the 20 odd year olds but I often thought the same as you (why did I even bother trying to chat her up etc). Older women seemed more.......desperate for a younger guy, perhaps to try and make them feel a bit younger, I don't know.
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Saturday was pish, got beat heavily at bowls and failed at chatting up a 28 year old( not a clue why i did that)
You're 17 right? If I were you, for a couple more years either go for birds your own age or a few years older then 28. (mid 30's+).
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I've no money to do anything good. This gets on my nerves.
Got about £30 until I get paid on 15th so that's just enough to get to work and back and maybe a packet of rolling baccy. Got two gigs to play this weekend as well so hopefully at the first one they'll give us free beer as well as paying us else i'll be drinking water all night. Should be able to drink at the second one but that's on the Sunday so wouldn't be having much due to working the next day.
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Yes, you deleted your post and said forget it, then said "a certain something in the last 24 hours" or words to that effect.
Not that I care, mind. But you need to watch now that Nick_BCFC is your enemy, I've heard he's pretty brutal.
Word has it he killed Michael Jackson because he wasn't planning to play You Rock My World on his upcoming tour.
That's almost right - it was The Earth Song he wasn't going to play though.
I will forget about us being sworn enemies though if you are prepared to tell us what's wrong with you. Hinting I find slightly annoying but i'll always play up to it by asking what's the matter. But when people aren't prepared to reveal what it is once someone enquires they will have to face my wrath.
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for not saying what's wrong with me?
For saying there is something wrong with you then not telling what it is, yes.
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no
Fine, but from now on you and I are sworn enemies.
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just forget i said anything, i'll shut up now
It's too late for that now. Explain.
Well that certainly narrows it down!I'll get Rebus on the phone just now.
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Never said you were being one, mate. It was more a subtle barb at xbl, who I notice is employing double stanards again for having a go at me for doing exactly what you have done but not criticising you for it!
And yes, this constant hinting at 'something happening' is becoming a tad tedious.
He should either tell all or shut up!
Ah I see, my apologies. The growing frustration of not knowing what has happened is eating away at me.
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Stop it - you'll get a lecture from xbl...
...providing his head hasn't exploded after last night's tabasco sauce/chilli powder experiment!
I'm not trying to be a jerk, i'm just curious. It gets on my tits when someone says something like that and doesn't explain what's happened.
it's because of a certain thing happening in the past 24 hoursWhich was.....??
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nah, it doesnt matter, i deleted the post because no doubt someone will have a go at me or something like that
Give over and tell us you little bugger.
I wouldn't have a go at you, as that would drain your confidence further.See, people are always thinking on here.
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feel like I've got no confidence again
*sigh* What's happened now?
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nahh, dont think she'd enjoy it and she's already moved back down to Clydebank
Ah well, I saw it on Hollyoaks a few weeks back - Archie took Sarah there and she was impressed and he got to bang her not long after that.
Also, if you continue to play you'll be the most popular guy at the bowls club years down the line.
When you're retired you'll always be first picked when choosing teams as you'll have lifetime experience and your pals will just be starting out
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Have a massive blister on the side of my foot and it hurts to walk
and i cant make up my mind whether or not to quit bowls
Invite the college bird for a game.
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What was the name of the Car Insurance company who had an owl in the advert and the phone number was 0800 28 28 20 (the 28 28 20 bit was said like an owl - if that makes any sense).
Advert was about 1996/97.
thanks for the help!
Endsleigh had an owl - maybe it was them.
My question - what was the name of that guy who John Lennon got a blow job off then killed?
I'd google it but i'm at work and don't want to be searching for John Lennon Blow Job
Just remembered - Stuart Sutcliffe
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Its roasting here and there are no wasps. Shame i'm stuck in work though.
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What Was The Last Movie You Watched?
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I watched that last night. I quite enjoyed it. 7/10