1: LOL, LMFAO, AFAS (awa fir a shite)
2: A vast array of emoticons that say shit all really (holding my breath(?) wot the f**k!!!
3: Pictures of their kids looking slightly different
4: Folk you fuckin' hated at school trying to friend ya, and saying, 'Och! It was a long time ago!' No.......... 'f**k OFF!'
5: Online game play requests.... I'm too busy spouting shite on this page here to play shite like 'WANKSOCKVILLE' or whatever.