The Doctor

"I know lying is wrong, but if the elephant man came in now in a blouse with some make up on, and said "how do I look?" Would you say, bearing in mind he's depressed and has respiratory problems, would you say "go and take that blusher off you mis-shapened elephant tranny"? No. You'd say "You look nice... John""

Aaah! My five bedroom b*****d house!

CLAAAAAAAANNNNN!!! :-)

Topic of conversation among women in work being about nothing other than weans, then they moan at us when we talk about football or burds etc

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