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people who wear suits. If it's not mum or dad's funeral then you're a c**t proffesionally or do it as a hobby. Wearing a collar is not natural . Should check out if you have dog / master issues.

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if my surname was dick in son at a time when peeps was known for what tey did so would I. Phoenix : petty thing that got on my nerves

I apologise. just had to get some shite off my chest before I give the evening service. and it's about kick off for the samba and engerland c***s

I thought his stardust was mixing with the stardust of others of a, um, different hue, just like he wouldn't have wanted, no? a petty annoyance. don't get me started on the serious shit. I get all potty mouthed and aggressive then.

I've got a remote , but i'm not expected to fund the other shite. Gonna switch and see which of the two amongst my most hated teams gets cunted. Hope you all enjoy your evening too

BBC ONE on a Sunday . The Beast Boys Corporation as a whole is more than a petty annoyance and natural history stuff aside i'm all for culling the lot. Back to bbc 1 on a sunday. It's the day for c**t tv. 6am Breakfast Three hour double act with a couple of plastic c***s whose presentation and banter makes the Krankies look like cultured and witty raconteurs. 9am The Andrew Marr Show Views show of a c**t 10am The Big Question A crowd usually dominated by various types of God/Gods botherers hosted by that c**t nicky Campbell 11am Sunday Politics Hosted by Andrew (protector of farage ) Neil , tends not to be coked to the eyeballs on this one but still a c**t joined by fellow unionist c***s 12:20pm Countryfile Clue is in the title. A programme by and for the c***s who own most of country and spend their time destroying it and keeping other folk the f**k off it . Land owning, benefit and subsidy scrounging c***s. 1:15pm Bargain Hunt Usually a couple of snotty antique dealing c***s with a couple of pairs of not so clued up people with too much time to waste. Looking to rip off some poor sod who doesn't know the value of summat and then sell it off at auction for plenty wedge. As they're assisted by the type of knobs who've been running the economy, this normally ends up with financial losses not even including the costs of running the whole fucking charade and paying the clowns involved This week is a Children in Need charity special, so a bonus payout for terry feckin wogan. 2:00pm Homes Under The Hammer An indepth look at the rise in home repossessions and the difficult , sometimes tragic consequences for the families affected. Not. 3pm Points of View Complaints about the lack of English period drama on Aunty Beeb and compliments about the flower show coverage and if only the weather had been better. c***s 3:15pm Escape to the Country About c***s who want to relocate somewhere where they can be with other c***s and tell people who don't own a big house to ''get orf our fucking countryside'' 4:15pm Songs of Praise Where a bunch of c***s pack a church to give thanks that they're not poor even though they don't really believe in Dog, but the wife insisted as all the WI will be there and they'd told the kid's school they were church goers . 4:55pm The Queen: A Passion for Horses 6:15pm Countryfile that c**t is visiting near to where I was born and polluting it with his cuntinside 7:15pm The Voice UK karaoke for c***s. I'll vote for the one that shoots each cunting judge through the back of their chairs using a silencer after deliberately singing Jerusalem out of tune 8:30pm Case Histories never seen it. About two good cops who've got c***s. 10:25pm The Matt Lucas Award English national treasure , professional sexual deviant and archetypal private school boy. Can be a bit of a c**t 10:55pm Live at the Apollo Starts with that c**t lee mack , but might get better inbetween his reappearance . 11:40pm The Sky at Night Lives of the Stars more shit about celebrities! c***s

aye, poor folk have bank accounts and debit cards. Stick your head back up and contemplate your own shit as if it's the big wide world. Lib dems are like a cheap escort, they'll pretend to be whatever you want, but they're never that convincing

where's dat den? Babylon? projection! bless. That's not a beard on your avatar face is it? One of your best nights though peasant! could buy and sell you and yours and i'm not tory, must try harder. Get those minors working harder, it's what she'd want.

Slabbering jizsak, thatcherite defender. pm me your address and i'll show you what choice you'll have about your future. but you know that already. Is that why you settled in the former yugo state wi no balls?

Smiley armband ? Check Swally? Check Union flag across the road at half mast? Check smell you later, i've drinking to do

4 year old junkies with topless devil dogs do ma nut! ''countryside'' programmes on a Sunday , where the emphasis seems to be on kunt.

ta very much. whilst i'm used to the other way around looking like a witch riding a pig giving birth to anglia, atm mo that looks like a jacobite on a husky stepping on an ied

anglo cock in yer mouth for that reply aye , it's one of their worst but still stands that one area merits six weather regions and another the same size merits one.

the bbc uk weather maps why do they feel the need to view the uk from somewhere above northern Spain or the Bay of Biscay and only venture up to mid Wales to view Scotland almost as if they want to make england look bigger than it is