[The Tennents Lager Appreciation Society]

Only absolute jakies and Ones For The Watching drink Tennents.

[Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...]

Pity, I thought the absence of lights would explain why when I was looking after the cat it knocked a shitload of ornaments over. Maybe its just an arsehole.

[Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...]

Is that the daytime running lights?
Seems new cats have these whereby the lights are on permanently.

My sister got a cat recently and it has no lights on it. Was she ripped off?

[Annoying things people write on Facebook]

Foghorn Leghorn didn't die for this.

I say, Forghorn Leghorn didn't die for this.

[Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...]

A well earned bullet in the head awaits such people when the revolution comes.

[Annoying things people write on Facebook]

If I went into a toilet and saw that, I'd shite in the sink.

[Annoying things people write on Facebook]

Now he's a diamond in the sky.

[Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...]

The fashion at my gym is a vest so low and skimpy that their nipples hang out the sides. 
Unfortunately it's not the ladies.

Three-quarters of the reason I go to the gym is perv at scantily clad ladies. The other quarter is to tank it and hope they notice.

[Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...]

Men who wear vests and complain about scantily clad women are closet cases IMO.

[Catalonia]

Ah but what currency will they use? What will happen to the shipbuilding agency? Do they really want their Spanish friends and family members of be foreigners?

[The Official Former President Trump thread]

4 minutes ago, jupe1407 said:

Be FaF if some nutter shot up an NRA conference

At least they could say that they were killed by what they loved.

[Biggest Gaming Freakout You've Ever Had]

About six years ago I thought I was home alone and was having a losing streak on FIFA so proceeded to rant and shout and really loudly at the game, calling my opponents, individual players and referees all kinds of colourful names pretty much non-stop for about an hour. A couple of hours later, I went downstairs and my mum asked me who I had been shouting abuse at. She thought I had been on the phone to someone.

[Annoying things people write on Facebook]

So wait - a guy has found himself in financial difficulties...and is aiming for the financial extravagance of Rangers supporters to get him back on his feet?....

Is anyone else spotting a flaw in his logic?...

I'd just let him die so he can come back as The Craig Flynn.

[Annoying things people write on Facebook]

I'd pay the £123456 to never have to read such illiterate nonsense.

[Catalonia]

Mind the time Scotland shat the bed?

[Great Teams beaten by Scottish sides in Europe]

Ayr United beat Chelsea in the Champions League quarterfinal one year. I can't believe you left that out.

[Annoying things people write on Facebook]

I have deleted Facebook. Freedom. 

[Oliver Burke]

I don't think Oliver Burke actually exists.

[Get Keane and Pitbull to Collaborate]

Aye, five minutes til I give Robbie a call.

[Annoying things people write on Facebook]

GIVE FOOTBALLERZ SOLDIERZ WAGEZ.

 

[Football Manager 2017]

I had a game as Hearts on the go and had taken the title race right down to the wire.

I managed to hump Celtic 3-1 in the penultimate match to reduce their 5 point lead to 2 points. On the final day I needed to beat Dundee while needing Celtic to lose to Aberdeen.

Aberdeen raced into a 3-0 lead after 20 minutes and my Hearts side were 1-0 up against Dundee. Then we scored a second goal and with half an hour left it looked like the title was coming to Tynecastle.

Aberdeen 3 Celtic 1... ok nothing to worry about.

Aberdeen 3 Celtic 2....surely fucking not?!?

Aberdeen 3 Celtic 3....oh s***!

Aberdeen 3 Celtic 4....COMPUTER THROUGH WINDOW.

Absolutely sickening.

[The Famous Aberdeen - Season 2022/23]

4 minutes ago, jamamafegan said:

Just added the Blue away kit with "May" on the back to the shopping cart.

Tory b*****d

[Heart of Midlothian 2014-]

Paul Gasgoine.

[Depression]

I'm signed off work for at least four weeks and don't see myself going back to that job tbh. It was a totally miserable job and I have felt a sense of liberation from the job since being off.

I have been going to the gym a lot and using the sauna in the gym (including jumping into the freezing cold plunge pool) because I find these things therapeutic. I have also noticed that I have lost a lot of weight since I started going to the gym as I noticed that I looked fat as f**k in older pictures compared to how I look now.

I got my medication doubled when I went to my GP and was prescribed sleeping tablets because I had been struggling to get to sleep. Been sleeping a lot better the last three nights, and I only took the sleeping tablets on one of those nights.

[Depression]

I am signed off work again due to depression and suicidal ideation. I don't think I'll be back at my work this time. It's become a horrible place to work which is a shame because I used to love my job. I think my mental state would improve if I was to change jobs and I've had an interview for another job and I was honest with them about my mental health and why I was leaving my current job because they asked me to be honest with them why I was leaving my current job and they were good about it.

I was doing really well for a number of months too. I stopped smoking four months ago and joined the gym and my fitness levels have shot through the roof and I have lost a lot of weight and was generally feeling a lot happier. When you're in a shite job in the only industry you have any experience in and you don't get treated like a human being it's a real downer though.

I'm feeling better today and have a GP appointment later on.