Stu the poo

I am Stewart Wohlgemuth and I would just like to clarify about the recent rumors about me signing for Greenock Morton. It will never happen! I couldn't bring myself to sign for such a lowly team. I need a team with substance and passion you will never find this at craplow. I feel a stronger team like cowdenbeth or falkirk would benefit from my staggering ability! anyways Chow for now