Central Belt Caley

Coming from the fan of a club who employed known racist, misogynist and homophobe Malky Mackay. I think you should sit this one and get ready for church in the morning you lunatic

Hiya Derek, Hiya pal

Same starting 11 as last week I think

Let me guess, you wid?

I don’t think I’ve ever celebrated something that wasn’t a goal as much as I did Jamie Hamill missing that penalty. Poetic as he walked down waving his hands and then the smarmy little c**t missed it Tanseys goal might be one of my favourite ever Caley goals I’ve seen live, it was killing someone in the stand if the net didn’t stop it

Throwback to when we were actually quite good

The lad still works there as far as I know, on the produce section too. I don’t do my shopping there No idea how he’s not been sacked yet We had some belters in that place, one of the chairs from the checkouts had to be thrown after an incident.

We had a lad at my old place (supermarket) who got sent home multiple times to go for a shower. By different managers/team leaders too so not like one person was singling him out. It’s defo a job for his manager, not a colleague imo but depends on the industry tho. A building site you’d probs get away with telling someone they fucking reek, an office environment not so much.

Difference is that Dodds is a havering idiot as shown by his appearances on sportsound and Sportscene.

Aye as much as I think there’s guys in the squad who should’ve been gone donkeys ago, I get uneasy thinking about a full squad rebuild. Best case scenario, you can end up with a Butcher-esque rebuild in 2012 or worst case a Paul Hartley, Falkirk 2018 type squad.

Goalkeepers Mark Ridgers Cammy Mackay Defence Cameron Harper Lewis Nicholson (long term injured) Wallace Duffy Danny Devine Morgan Boyes (loan) Nikola Ujdur James Carragher (loan) Cammy Kerr (loan) Remi Savage Jeremiah Chilikoa-Mullen (loan) Midfield Roddy Macgregor Aaron Doran Charlie Gilmour Max Anderson (loan) Nathan Shaw Luis Longstaff Sean McAllister (loan) Forwards Austin Samuels Billy Mckay Harry Lodovica (long term injured) Adam Brooks Alex Samuel (loan) Aribim Pepple (loan) List of all the players still at the club (as far as we know) 8 loanees must be a record for us

Feed the Bim and he will score

Cheerio Jake

On a slight tangent from keeping current players to resigning former ones. I noticed a weird stat recently that for 4/5 seasons we consistently re-signed ex players 2018 - Jamie Mccart (stretching it a bit as he was only on loan first time) 2019 - James Vincent, Miles Storey 2020 - Shane Sutherland 2021 - Billy Mckay and Tom Walsh 2022 - Oakley and Danny Mackay

Inverness Caley thistle have SENSATIONALLY swooped for Everton Loanee, Sean McAllister

Hold on chaps

Injury prone, has barely played consistently since the covid season. If we’re pinning our midfield cover on him we’ll probably see Davidson in midfield at some point

We now only really have 2 centre mids in Gilmour and Anderson. Defo need a midfielder to come in imo

Day ruined

Feel like we’re maybe a couple if centre backs short if I’m honest

If they do get him they need to get a camera crew in to follow him around. ”We’re in Glasgow that’s the fucking difference”

If you’re reading this Dave Cormack, I am a massive Aberdeen fan and I would love for Yogi Hughes to be our next manager. Please make it happen. Yours truly, Central Belt Reds

I’m hearing that Yogi Hughes is waiting by the phone to be invited for an interview

My pal and his bird jacked their jobs to go to Australia for a year. Basically spent their time either working or bevvying. They absolutely loved it and think they’re planning on going back later this year. Thoroughly research wherever you plan to go though, my pal nearly had a heart attack when he seen the price of fags and booze in Sydney

Most of them will be on PCP I bet, worked with loads of folk who didn’t understand the difference between that and buying the car on HP. They might’ve done wee bits of financial planning in PSE (or whatever they call it these days) when I was at school but a lot of the folk I went to school with couldn’t remember their school timetable so not much chance of them remembering financial advice.