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Kmeister

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  1. The Untouchables - I Spy for the FBI
  2. Kenneth Williams and Charles Hawtrey were Gangland Enforcers for the Kray Twins.
  3. Stiff Little Fingers - Johnny Was
  4. Van Gogh painted Sunflowers to give to his mother because he was to miserable to buy her a bouquet of flowers from the local garage.
  5. Coronation Street is based on real life events from Corporation Street, Macclesfield.
  6. Simple Minds - Don't You Forget About Me
  7. Stiff Little Fingers - Barbed Wire Love
  8. The Chuckle Brothers famous saying "To you, to me" was coined during a visit to the red light district in Cleethorpes when they only had enough money for one Hooker between them.
  9. The Doors - When the Music is Over
  10. J.K. Rowling is actually called Alison Fiona but chose the initials JK as that what she was when she had the idea for a book about a boy wizard during a Buckfast and MD2020 binge.
  11. BMW drivers are the coolest of the cool. Absolute Sex Gods, they can go all night and have enormous genitalia.
  12. Algebra was invented by a dyslexic Mathematician.
  13. Blue Peter legend hated dogs. His famous Catchphrase "down Shep" wasn't about asking Shep to desist from jumping up on him but rather an anguished cry of rage hoping that a passing Vet would end Shep's life.
  14. Love and Money - Candybar Express.
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