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4 hours ago, Swarley said:
Was it ever?
In the halcyon days of Glen Michael's Cartoon Cavalcade.
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1 hour ago, Derry Alli said:
I watched a YouTube short of a ahop called "Lids" somewhere in England. It's a baseball cap shop. Their selling point is they'll 'bend' your peak to a shape you choose.
What's wrong with just using your hands, like normal people?
There's a Lids in Braehead. Its a pretty common American shop.
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48 minutes ago, PSJ.84 said:
Boy has the profile of Alfred Hitchcock & haircut of s1 Edmund Blackadder.
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Could see that coming.
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1 hour ago, Richey Edwards said:
I am currently in Ayr and someone was walking down the High Street wearing a pro-Trump hoodie.
Why would you even wear that unless you wish to mark yourself out as a tit?
Make Ayr Great Again?
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Might shave my head & see if I can get a Barclays gig.
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37 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said:
What are they?
I googled wingnuts but it just came up with shite that a certain poster is probably an expert on.
Wingnut was a mutant bat in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles..
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1 hour ago, Wacky said:
I don’t know why, but right now I’m fancying black pudding cooked in butter and Worcestershire sauce on Stephens the bakers well fired rolls.
I'm stopping at the shop on the way home this afternoon, hope there’s still some well fired rolls available.BP & fried egg on a well fired roll is a personal favourite.
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2 hours ago, 101 said:
Do you have the sweetest tooth, given that serving of tablet or are your scones tiny?
Plot twist: He has nae teeth.
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2 hours ago, gav-ffc said:
Was he driving a blue or red car?
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1 hour ago, HeartsOfficialMoaner said:
Homemade Pakoras
Whits eh dips?
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Slightly OT, but has anyone ever heard of that weird spate of trainers with actual feet in them washing ashore in BC Canada?
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Chocomel using years old memes for adverts.
Hide the pain Harold.
SpoilerStill like Chocomel, but it's over priced.
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46 minutes ago, tamthebam said:
Originally there was meant to be a spectacular sword fight but Harrison Ford had the shits and said "why don't I just shoot him"
Heard that a while back. Funny that it ended up being one of the most iconic bits of the film.
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5 hours ago, pawpar said:
Royals give awards to royals ?????????????????
Do the titles actually mean anything?
They must have gotten jealous watching GoT & hearing: "Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons"
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What a ball from Odegaard.
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15 hours ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said:
I think that's the same video you get when you ask Chapt GPT to show you what the ninth circle of hell looks like.
Already a level 9. Treachery.
Think Dante & Virgil wouldnt have a category for that abomination.
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23 hours ago, BFTD said:
This is shameful. I'm putting on a South African accent if I ever need to go abroad again; it would be less embarrassing.
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1979ish era Morton Away top.
Inherited it.
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20 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
That may be so but it’s a genuine question. Have you ever seen a grown man naked, Joey?
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16 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
Have you ever seen a grown man naked, Joey?
Airplane! is one of my all time favourite comedy films. Leslie Neilsen is a legend.
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3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
Have you ever fried mortadella and put it on a roll with “red sauce”?
Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
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45 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:
As a person who lives in Dundee but is not a native, I regret to inform you that polony is, at best, deeply average.
It was massively hyped to me by colleagues from Dundee when I first started my job here. I looked forward to trying it. Then I tried.
Shoulders were shrugged.
This.
Mortadella>Polony/Baloney.
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Pep's a fucking fanny.
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Heads Gone - The Peppino Impastato Memorial Thread
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