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1 hour ago, Wacky said:
I don’t know why, but right now I’m fancying black pudding cooked in butter and Worcestershire sauce on Stephens the bakers well fired rolls.
I'm stopping at the shop on the way home this afternoon, hope there’s still some well fired rolls available.BP & fried egg on a well fired roll is a personal favourite.
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2 hours ago, 101 said:
Do you have the sweetest tooth, given that serving of tablet or are your scones tiny?
Plot twist: He has nae teeth.
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2 hours ago, gav-ffc said:
Was he driving a blue or red car?
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Slightly OT, but has anyone ever heard of that weird spate of trainers with actual feet in them washing ashore in BC Canada?
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Chocomel using years old memes for adverts.
Hide the pain Harold.
SpoilerStill like Chocomel, but it's over priced.
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46 minutes ago, tamthebam said:
Originally there was meant to be a spectacular sword fight but Harrison Ford had the shits and said "why don't I just shoot him"
Heard that a while back. Funny that it ended up being one of the most iconic bits of the film.
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5 hours ago, pawpar said:
Royals give awards to royals ?????????????????
Do the titles actually mean anything?
They must have gotten jealous watching GoT & hearing: "Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons"
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What a ball from Odegaard.
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15 hours ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said:
I think that's the same video you get when you ask Chapt GPT to show you what the ninth circle of hell looks like.
Already a level 9. Treachery.
Think Dante & Virgil wouldnt have a category for that abomination.
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1979ish era Morton Away top.
Inherited it.
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20 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
That may be so but it’s a genuine question. Have you ever seen a grown man naked, Joey?
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16 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
Have you ever seen a grown man naked, Joey?
Airplane! is one of my all time favourite comedy films. Leslie Neilsen is a legend.
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3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
Have you ever fried mortadella and put it on a roll with “red sauce”?
Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
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45 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:
As a person who lives in Dundee but is not a native, I regret to inform you that polony is, at best, deeply average.
It was massively hyped to me by colleagues from Dundee when I first started my job here. I looked forward to trying it. Then I tried.
Shoulders were shrugged.
This.
Mortadella>Polony/Baloney.
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Pep's a fucking fanny.
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3 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said:
Are you for real?
Brilliant.
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13 minutes ago, virginton said:
Perhaps you should try harder and your 'contributions' wouldn't be so utterly irrelevant.
I'm not the one using buzzwords to come across as intelligent.
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8 minutes ago, Groundhopping Adventures said:
What a Haddie Nicholas Jackson is
Jackson Bollocks
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14 minutes ago, virginton said:
An open but poor quality game between two teams visibly low on confidence after recent form. Arbroath had some concerted spells of pressure to score though I think we probably had more chances in total across both halves. The difference was made early in the second half was caused by improved decision-making to exploit openings that were present throughout.
Precious little for either team to take from that going forward. We just need to consolidate our position and take a ruthless approach to the squad going forward. Other than Quitongo, none of the many players whose jacket should be on a shoogly peg made a case today.
You try so hard VT.
Then use phrases like "going forward".
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"The Chels" scarf is minterific.
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2 minutes ago, The Master said:
This one was tremendous, albeit stressful. We don’t then talk about what happened in the semi-final.
Lee Wilkie on day release from Arkham.
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Zola is a fucking legend.
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Wingnut was a mutant bat in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles..