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Arabdownunder

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  1. Somewhat surprising that beings who have mastered intergalactic travel would be frightened by a camera flash.
  2. Pretty sure choosing the wrong option is a sign of beastliness
  3. Players carried long sharp knives during derby matches to deal with their opponents owls
  4. Complaining that the GPS on her phone wasn't working. Seemed OK to me so I asked what happened. "Got in the car, pressed Maps, got a this function not available message" "Where was this" "In the car park at work" Car park at her work is underground.
  5. Resilience training complete. Apparently if I get a good night's kip, eat a healthy diet, stick to the recommended level of alcohol intake and do some exercise I'll feel better and so will be less stressed by the shite that goes on at work and I will be able to manage it better. Took a whole day for the Resilience Facilitator to get this message across.
  6. Few years since I lived in Scotland but my top (?bottom) three: Methil Denny Greenock
  7. Snake found in childcare centre https://twitter.com/RossAndJohn/status/696779913613848576
  8. Don't think you'll fit that in any of the commercially available models. Try something like this
  9. Check your salad before opening http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/feb/05/arachnophobic-family-finds-giant-huntsman-spider-in-woolworths-salad-mix
  10. Doesn't matter in Glasgow. When you die you get to come back and carry on as before.
  11. Going to a "Resilience training workshop" in a couple of weeks.
  12. tbf judging all Australians on the ones you met in Bali is like judging all Brits based on meeting a few in Magaluf
  13. Been in a lot of pubs in my life. Never been in one which acts as a left luggage office.
  14. 10 o'clock at night and still 39 deg celsius. Moar beer pls
  15. Weekly column. There's some funny shit in there. http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/feb/25/girlfriend-wears-celebrity-mask-sex Mr Bairn should write to her
  16. This. Anyone going to an airport who is not prepared for long queues, officious twats and rip-off prices overlaid by a general air of despair is seriously setting themselves up for disappointment
  17. Know a Darrin. His mother watched Bewitched in the 60s and named him after Samantha's husband.
  18. Set up an international sporting body Organise a bidding process for the "World Cup" of the sport Count the money
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