LOL @ Celtic

My wee man is 9 months now: Future Rangers striker

The best acting performance Billie gave all year. Good episode though, very moving.

Inception should have been called Overrated.

Not sure none of them could compete, you have a few with pretty decent Greco-Roman wrestling backgrounds (Jack Swagger, Shelton Benjamin) who have the physique to compete, but maybe not the heart or fortitude. Not sure these things they do in Sports Entertainment 'don't hurt' either as I seem to recall Ken Shamrock picking up a lot of injuries in his WWE career, and if being hurled through objects (even ones weakened to break easily) by 300lbs men doesn't hurt then you're not made of human flesh and bone. Some WWE guys could make the crossover, but just being a freak of nature (aka Big Show, The Great Khali) aren't likely to cut it.

Cheers seamus and Lyn for the suggestions I'll get that Ashton and Parsons powder and see how it goes.

We had out first sprog 5 weeks back and the missus was up at 12 weeks then 17 weeks and then 28 weeks. Seemed a long time to me as well 17 to 28, but I wasn't complaining the hospital is boring and the magazines were so out of date Jade Goody had hair in some of them. Her sister in law is up the duff with the 3rd and had her first scan and it turned out she was 29 weeks pregnant. To conclude, yeah 28 weeks is pretty normal I think.

Just built up some gym and bouncy seat for the wean, the instructions look like a chimp shat on a piece of A2 paper. You know you're in for a testing time when the philips head is required and you've only got the flathead screwdriver. I fully expect his first words to be 'f**k Fisher Price!' after today.

It was good for a live show.

Pavement pizza, with extra cheese. Stacey little cow

How many Mossad assassinations does it take to discredit a passport?

Cheers for the comments. He's back to birth weight now, the missus had acute fatty liver disorder as it turned out so at 5pm we are up the hospital for routine checks at half 7 it's an emergency section at a different hispital and he's out pissing all over the midwife in the operating theatre. She's a nursery nurse so I'm just letting her do it all just now and putting the nappys on backwards on purpose to get out of it, going pretty well so far

Law Abiding Citizen It was on for being a great film and one of my must buys on DVD, but the ending was hopeless and has to be marked down heavily for that. 7.5/10. With a different ending, a 9/10.

Good news, hope he gets well soon.

Terminator Salvation in 3 words: A huge disappointment. 5/10

Undertaker at Smackdown house show at Braehead the other night: Just a bit out of character

Andy Murray has just become 'Scottish' again in the eyes of the media.

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