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The Times called it Scorsese's latest masterpiece It's certainly had nothing but great reviews. Apparently he has managed to get a performance out of Mark Whalberg It's Jaaacks movie though by all accounts

So you admit that your wife is paid money to have sex with other men. She is probably the first out the door in the morning

Is that what you finally bought your (long suffering or past caring by the sounds of it) wife for her birthday?

Trust me, have a few beers and try it again

Was that the 1st time you have watched it? I'd have given it 2/10 as well. However, when I watched it again (and again and again....) it's got 9/10 stamped all over it

Corpse Bride 8/10 Ticks all the usual Burton boxes

I finally got round to watching Meet The Fockers - 7/10 Much better than I thought it would be. Best line - "I'd like to fockerise you"

I'll add Joozy to the list that includes: Sam +61 Bairns-R-Us Brian Thundermonkey Heronimous Bosch and quite insultingly, SPLWWW I must just have one of those faces????

Joozy's a good lad. We have remarkabley similar taste in music. Sometimes I wonder if I actually know him?

You know Spamky, I reckon you are the only other P&B user who has expressed a love of this band. I bought the new one and listened to the first 2 track about 7 times before sitting down and paying attention to the rest of the superb album. It's like someone has said Maps was their best track from the first album so they went off and wrote a whole album in the same vein. The two songs on the new one that could sit comfortabley on the first are IMO the worst on the album. That one is called De Ja Vu is quite clever. I've read a disgruntled fan complain that they have released an album of proper songs - that's just insane, both albums are superb, different but certainly not so different that they alienate their old fans Good guys, I sat and has a good few pints with them in Glasgow one weekend about 9 years ago. Yeeeaaahhhhhh!!!!! Those where the days, great stuff. Does anyone know anywhere 30 year old guys can go and jump themselves silly to The Wedding Present without looking tragic???

This week, I as been mostly listening to Show You Bones by Yeah Yeah Yeahs. It's remarkable!

Mission Impossible 3. Total baws. 4/10 I'll break it down for everyone: 10 for the superb opening 5 minutes. -8 for being unable to shake the feeling that it was Tom Cruise instead of Ethan Hunt. +7 for the eye candy (Michelle Monaghan and Maggie Q). +2 for an awkward but welcome Simon Pegg cameo. -5 for the whole movie being a statement on Cruise's real life personal life and morals (Isn't it great being in love? ) +4 for Shanghai and the Bridge. -6 for the most obvious plot twist commited to celluloid +10 for Phillip Seymour Hoffman -5 for his 5 minutes of screen time -5 for shitting their pants and destroying one of the best opening sequences of recent times and generally crapping out of any chance of ruining the big old happy ending. Recap - 4/10

American Werewolf In London - 8/10 Superb stuff. Hits all the nails on the head. Comedy - check Genuine scares - check Blood and Gore - check Piss poor acting - check Gratuitous nudity (well it does have Jenny Agutter in it ) - check The Muppets - check Sad ending - check Random quotes: "A naked American stole my balloons" "Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a pervert! Winston Churchill was full of shit! Shakespeare's French! "

The last part of The Matrix trilogy (Revolutions???) A generous 2/10 It truely is one of the worst films ever seen. I apologise unreservedly to my eyes and my brain.

Battle Royale - 9/10 Just as good on a second viewing. That shit is fucked up B)