Some years ago Ladeside had a winger called Martin Walsh - smashing player on his day, but he had a short fuse and was always getting booked for dissent. In one game he was already on a yellow card when he was denied an obvious free kick and reacted by screaming abuse at the assistant ref right in front of the Ladeside fans in the shed.
A second yellow seemed inevitable, till a voice called out from the crowd "Martin, shut yer mooth. MARTIN, SHUT IT!! You job's tae play fitba, it's oor job tae gie this c**t abuse! The assistant ref and the player both burst out laughing and a second yellow was avoided.