SweeperDee

Looks like title will be decided by Hemmings Vs Shankland. How does their respective goal scoring records compare?

Hemmings will probably join him after he helps us win the league.

There he fucking is.

FUCKING ANNOUNCE ITTTTT

MY BEDSHEETS [emoji7]

If it’s billy king I’m going to die.

I’m so erect it hurts at the thought of Kane Hemmings coming back here.

So probably closer to 54/46. Smashing.

Gowser did well on Friday I thought.

NDD will probably hunt you down for saying that.

I wish you guys nothing but misery this coming season, but it’ll be good to have the derbies again.

Ask RG. [emoji6]

Ah, you're iTK as well it seems.

Vajushi deal has fallen through.

Whoosh for you it seems.

Lawrence SHITland, amarite?

Nope.

Not a pisstake. In talks with the club.

It’s really good live.

Beautiful Sunday indeed...

Albanian winger Armando Vajushi.

Almost as good:

During?

One way to wake up at 5am on a Sunday. Thankfully (wrong word?) it was the block of flats beside ours but I wasn’t taking any risks in just waiting and got outside when I heard shouts/fire alarms etc. Boy ended up on the roof of the building, thankfully got lifted off by the Firefighters. Everyone in that block seemed safe though, which is good. (For reference, our flat is the one with the light on (our bedroom) where the satellite dish is on the right of the picture. The room to the left of the bedroom is our living room. Could have been me!)