Im_Rodger

How's Maryhill tramp?

Too right

Bar Strada Hamilton. Best place. All we need is to get rid of our SNP representation at Holyrood and Westminster

The woman who wrote it out didn't even get a new slip when she was getting the prices. Wee bit annoyed.

http://www.paddypower.com/bet/other-politics/scotland-constituencies?ev_oc_grp_ids=2024428

ALL CONSTITUENCIES BRIEFER (REVIEWED AND UPDATED) Aberdeen North SNP SAFE Aberdeen South SNP VS CON Airdrie and Shotts SNP SAFE Angus SNP VS CON Argyll and Bute SNP Comfortable VS LIB Ayr, Carrick and Cumnock SNP Comfortable VS CON Banff and Buchan SNP Fairly Comfortable VS CON Berwickshire, Roxburgh and Selkirk CON SAFE Caithness, Sutherland and Easter Ross LIB VS SNP Central Ayrshire SNP SAFE Coatbridge, Chryston and Bellshill SNP SAFE Cumbernauld, Kilsyth and Kirkintilloch East SNP SAFE Dumfries and Galloway CON Fairly Comfortable VS SNP Dumfriesshire, Clydesdale and Tweeddale CON Fairly Comfortable VS SNP Dundee East SNP SAFE Dundee West SNP SAFE Dunfermline and West Fife SNP Very Comfortable VS CON East Dunbartonshire LIB VS SNP East Kilbride, Strathaven and Lesmahagow SNP SAFE East Lothian SNP VS CON East Renfrewshire CON VS SNP Edinburgh East SNP Very Comfortable VS LAB Edinburgh North and Leith SNP VS CON Edinburgh South (3 Way Battle) LAB VS SNP VS CON Edinburgh South West SNP VS CON Edinburgh West LIB VS SNP VS CON (CON Outsider) Falkirk SNP SAFE Glasgow Central SNP SAFE Glasgow East SNP SAFE Glasgow North SNP SAFE Glasgow North East SNP SAFE Glasgow North West SNP SAFE Glasgow South SNP SAFE Glasgow South West SNP SAFE Glenrothes SNP SAFE Gordon SNP Comfortable VS CON Inverclyde SNP SAFE Inverness, Nairn, Badenoch and Strathspey SNP Very Comfortable VS LIB Kilmarnock and Loudoun SNP SAFE Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath SNP SAFE Lanark and Hamilton East (My Constituency ) SNP SAFE Linlithgow and East Falkirk SNP SAFE Livingston SNP SAFE Midlothian SNP SAFE Moray SNP VS CON Motherwell and Wishaw SNP SAFE Na h-Eileanan an Iar SNP SAFE North Ayrshire and Arran SNP SAFE North East Fife LIB VS SNP Ochil and South Perthshire SNP Slightly Comfortable VS CON Orkney and Shetland LIB Comfortable VS SNP Paisley and Renfrewshire North SNP SAFE Paisley and Renfrewshire South SNP SAFE Perth and North Perthshire CON VS SNP Ross, Skye and Lochaber SNP VS LIB Rutherglen and Hamilton West SNP SAFE Stirling SNP VS CON West Aberdeenshire and Kincardine CON Comfortable VS SNP West Dunbartonshire SNP SAFE

If the bookies were correct and the favourite won each constituency this would be the result. SNP 48 CON 6 LIB 4 LAB 1

Bookies odds released for each constituency. http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/en-gb/betting/t/12061/General+Election+Constituency+Betting.html

The salt levels... Never seen them this high.

Hahahahahahahahahaha and it's got even better.

Tweet of the day. Today is gonna be a good day

Mate the guy isn't real. It's just a cry for likes/anti Tory propaganda. Fake News.

Shouldn't have missed his appointment.

The look on his face when the people of Moray democratically reject him. [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

Dunno why they are putting holds underneath the title of 'Seats due to change hands' [emoji848]

Angus Robertson to be packing his bags. Beautiful [emoji170]

Late But Happy Birthday@Accies1874 mad Shagger

Pleasing

Can't get my head round Kurakins getting money to play football

Nuclear all the way [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1]

Aww yeah we sold Stephen Hendrie (Who was nothing special) to west ham for a 7 figure sum [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji24] [emoji24]

No just plain drugs. In typical Dundee fashion they could not resist.

Welcome this Hemmings news a lot [emoji57] [emoji57] [emoji57] [emoji57] [emoji57]