HeraldSchumacher

Light, thin, lean, delicate, flimsy - there are many adjectives to describe the depth of our strike force. Not one of these could be used to describe the size of your arse, however.

You make your own luck

Why back down when you can double down?

Hopefully there is armed security on the door for this.

I wouldn't give him the 2nd half

Hylton should have been subbed straightaway and locked in the changing room with Bird until full-time. Fight to the death. Winner gets another 6 month deal.

Should we be concerned with the referee? I can't be the only one who noticed that he only cautioned players with a certain level of melanin

If changing name was such a big deal, why wasn't this anniversary deemed worthy of live broadcast?

I see the official attendance given as 921. Talbot clearly defrauding us as, at half time, I counted 632 Arbroath fans alone

It is. Talbot won't be able to cope when playing on a pitch that isn't more suited to 7 a sides

Seems like you are suggesting he didn't get any service last season, despite being part of a squad that won the league at a canter. You might be right though, at least our creative players will have more space and time on the ball because we're playing in a higher division.

In defense of the top post, We'll be playing more games in the West of Scotland where it tends to be warmer and more humid. Players can't run full pelt for 90 mins in these conditions, hence the pressing is not as severe, allowing us to focus on technically gifted ball players like McCord, Swankie and Donnelly rather than honest grafters like Kader, Whatley and Doris

No bullying or bribing, but I see you haven't explicitly ruled out genocide.

Lying to fans - acceptable. Conducting yourself in such a way to miss a dozen games with touchline bans - acceptable. At what point does this questionable conduct become unacceptable? Bullying a player? Bribing an official? Invading Poland, Holland and France while killing 6 million jews? WHERE'S THE LINE?

I'm not hoping to achieve anything other than gauging where the line is to be drawn and if that line should be shifted because the table makes good reading.