[The Rangers 2012 v Kilmarnock 1869]

9 minutes ago, bennett said:

Perhaps you could give us a list of penalties that we should have conceded.

Perhaps you could f**k up. 

[The Rangers 2012 v Kilmarnock 1869]

I would very much enjoy seeing the good guys of Ayrshire scud a goal or two past the financially imprudent orcs, but I'm sure the match officials will have other ideas. 

[Killie vs. Dees, Saturday 30th December 3pm]

1 hour ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

A special GIRFUY to Barnes and his idiot sidekick, never heard so much biased slavering pish in my entire life.

Thank you.

You're welcome x 

[Killie vs. Dees, Saturday 30th December 3pm]

I'm glad to see the back of this fixture tbqhwy. 

[Killie vs. Dees, Saturday 30th December 3pm]

Whatever the score will be, it's guaranteed to be an absolute shitfest. Hopefully we shitfest it to an odd goal win. 

[St Mirren v Killie]

2 hours ago, Doctor Sanchez said:

I find it hard to dislike Kilmarnock. 

Well played, you deserved the points, but the dickheads throwing pyros can get in the sea. 

I find it hard to disagree with any of the above x 

[Killie vs. Dees, Saturday 30th December 3pm]

8 hours ago, K.T said:

Dundee is a true hub of culture. Providing medicine, computer games and loveable comic book characters to world. You radges provide pies for aldi. 

And Lorraine Kelly. 

[Killie vs. Dees, Saturday 30th December 3pm]

46 minutes ago, tree house tam said:

And the childrens game where you try to bounce a ball against a Kerbstone, cribby. Their language is as dirty as their women.

Philistines. 

[St Mirren v Killie]

1 hour ago, Buddie Holly said:

him obsessed?killie fans are so obsessed they stole the rangers songbook!!!

why do you sing those songs?

 

Rent free. 

[Killie vs. Dees, Saturday 30th December 3pm]

Christ i forgot how awful Dundee patter was. 

[Killie vs. Dees, Saturday 30th December 3pm]

Your periodic reminder that, in Dundee, they call roundabouts "circles".

For that reason alone, 15-0 to the Ayrshire Azurri.

Thank you. 

[St Mirren v Killie]

5 minutes ago, mcginns said:

Killie nicked the goal and McInnes'd it in the second half to see it out. 

Perhaps you should cry some more. 

[St Mirren v Killie]

1 minute ago, Lex said:

FT 0-1

No complaints, beaten by the better team. Second in half in particular a big disappointment, needed a big rally; but we were hopeless.

Dont think anyone gets pass marks really. Baccus and O’Hara two ghosts in midfield, Ayunga’s still not the answer. 
We are a team devoid of ideas and confidence and we have been for months.
Pittodrie and Celtic before the break then. I’d be surprised if we were still in the top six after those two. 

John Byrne, Shereen Nanjiani, Chris Brookmyre, Chick Young, Captain Sensible, Dougie Vipond, Dougie Henshall, your boys took a hell of a beating

[St Mirren v Killie]

6 minutes ago, Bobby_F said:

Surely VAR had to check the foul on Tanser in the build up.  

Looked clear.  

Surely not. 

[St Mirren v Killie]

4 minutes ago, NathanDrake88 said:

Rangers game is off so they will be watching their wee team 

[St Mirren v Killie]

I'd be surprised if the match is as scintillating as the weather and traffic updates. 

[St Mirren v Killie]

Let's hope Kennedy is back for this one. If so, I'm confident we'll win by the odd goal. 

[Kilmarnock v St Johnstone]

3 hours ago, Nutz_the_Squirrel said:

No problem with any player leaving for the right money.

He has just signed a new contract. Best we might do is sell him in January with a loan-back clause. 

Would be upset if it was less than £1 million though. 

 

It's Armstrong's vision for me that sets him apart. He has the vision to pick out a pass that lesser footballers just don't see. Plus he has the skill to regularly skin folk for fun. The more i see him the more i think we should be telling interested clubs £5m or don't even bother. 

[Kilmarnock v St Johnstone]

I'd like to wish all our Perth meh chums a very merry Christmas. Genuinely hope you stay up and Martindale's franchise clowncar get relegated. 

[Kilmarnock v St Johnstone]

16 minutes ago, Saint Paddy said:

Killie not having to work hard.

If they want it, this could be anything.

McInnes will make "safe" defensive subs then we'll be struggling. Pleased so far though. 

[Kilmarnock v St Johnstone]

32 minutes ago, tree house tam said:

I'm only one single mortal human being mate.

 

I may or may not have that amount of offspring though, the wee c***s seem to be crawling out the woodwork yearly.

 

11 minutes ago, Center half said:

Not sure we have 150 hardy souls who could be fucked going through to Kilmarnock on the Saturday before before Xmas spend a few pounds to get skinned Knees and aching legs from the shitest seats in the league .TBH so if we hit that number a tremendous effort from the Guys!

You both dealt with that admirably well. Chapeau 

[Kilmarnock v St Johnstone]

That new young boy the Saints have looks decent. He's even been popping up on my Football Manager scouting sojourns. 

Anyroad, the team in blue and white will win 

[Livingston v Killie]

37 minutes ago, Freedom Farter said:

We haven't scored a goal since we last played you (a resounding defeat).

You've just beaten Aberdeen and Celtic.

In Kilmarnock terms, that is a recipe for a Livingston win. It's how we roll. 

[Livingston v Killie]

My usual blind optimism has been boosted by our performance in the last 2 games, but then tempered by the fact we're pish away from home and our purple patches are usually 2 games long at best. 

A sneaky 1-2 away win would be splendid. 

[Killie v Celtic]

12 hours ago, LuboMoravcik said:

Aww poor wee you cannae handle your shite pitch being criticised.

Whereas you're doing fantastically well on here. We're all proud of you x