[Crusader Kings II]

Was 300 or so years into my first game on this. I'd just unified the U.K. under my King of Scotland character ... and then I died in a pointless battle. My 6 year-old heir was promptly arrested and declared incapable to rule. No power whatsoever. I sat through 10 years of this until finally, finally, the regency was over. I could start doing things again, get married, ensure the family line continued.

My character died of pneumonia a month later.

The throne passed to my aunt. Since her children weren't of her dynasty (that's important) I had to try and kill them all. Had three assassinated, but the last one got away. Game over.

Sickening.

Great game.

[Things that annoy or delight you on the telly right now]

That Coral advert. The guy's pus. The other guy's pus. The woman's pus.

"What's the catch?"

"Haddock."

f**k off.

[Heart of Midlothian 2014-]

No pie chart, no party.

[Oasis/Noel Gallagher/Beady Eye songs...]

Download the new album, sync it onto my iPod, turn iPod back on only to discover that every single song on the thing has disappeared.

Why live?

[The Alloa Athletic Thread]

Had completely forgotten Alloa were in our league tbh.