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an_dee

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  1. Watching golf today with the in laws and they kept talking bout folk potting the ball. Scum.

    My mother in law has a horrible habit of pretending to know what I'm talking about if I speak about sport. 90% of what I say is rhetorical to give myself a break from their pish yet she attempts to respond. I think I'm gonna have to get her tell!
  2. Folk moaning about stuff on Facebook.

    It's not fucking compulsory.

    worse is folk moaning about Facebook on facebook!

    My wife's aunty (well she's not really an aunty she's her mates aunty but has always been aunty angie you know what I mean?) has developed a strange infatuation with me on Facebook. She's always had a thing for me, who wouldn't I'm a solid 9, and would like any picture that has me in it or comment with just a kiss.

    That was ok. I could live with that. It was almost cute. Recently however she's started sharing my pictures on her page! This is shocking as far as I am concerned and downright creepy as I have only met the old boot once, she lives down south and we have 2 "friends" in common!

    The wife thinks it'll break the old dears heart if I remove her and doesn't think I should be worried.

    Then again she doesn't live with the thought that at any time some old dear maybe strummin at herself whilst staring at my picture!

  3. I got new neighbours yesterday and I guessed they were celebrating their new house. They are in their 40s, but obviously still at. I was kept awake for hours by her moaning and him grunting. I reckon she came at least five times, never heard anything like it in my life. They must have known that I could hear everything, either that or she's sex mad. She works in Tescos, so I'm going to buy some condoms to see how she reacts, the dirty coo that she is!

    ^^^ ripped the heid aff it imo

    Lad that I work with gets this every other night. Polish couple going at it for hours then silence, followed by him lamping her around the bedroom and screams. The lass is always battered and bruised. Police are always round there but nothing seems to get done about it!

  4. I can categorically confirm Paul Hartley reads PnB as he was flicking through just before HT and was heard to utter "f**k me Blacker, you can play right back too according to Peh n Bovril. Quality, f**k off to that side and get away fae is."

    On an aside, I'm desperately looking for either of these shirts should anyone have one they'd be willing to part with. attachicon.gifImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1437257962.980597.jpgattachicon.gifImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1437257979.595162.jpg

    I doubt anyone still has these kits seeing as soon as you washed them they fell apart!
  5. I was selling an Xbox One for £200 on it last week and some twat asked if I'd accept £30 and an iPod touch as a swap. If I could drop it off. In Arbroath. So not only was I to swap it for £30 and something I could buy out of CeX for £120 I was also to travel a three-hour long hundred and fifty mile round trip to drop it off.

    I strung the idiot along for a while and then went to town on him for being such a moron that his brain thought that anyone would accept such a shit offer.

    That's a top offer from a smokie as well I bet he was really shocked you refused!
  6. I'd ask what you're naming your wean, but that comes off a little creepy and Savile-esque :wacko:

    "Not-Chanel" is probably as good as anything for internet purposes. Gets the message across pretty well :P

    Surely matty will hold a p&b poll to let the masses decide what his unborn will be called!?

    f**k it just call it matty. Took me and the wife 4 days or arguing before calling our son after me. If only she had listened!

  7. I squash everything stupid enough to cross my path and feel no sympathy. Wasps are the worst, just dicks.

    I also have no sympathy for dead cats. None at all. Wouldn't deliberately harm one but wouldn't feel a bit of remorse if I ran one over. Would feel for the owner a bit I suppose but nothing for the disgusting cat.

    That'll put the cat among the pigeons so to speak

  8. McCann, Anderson and Rae were better players at that age IMO.

    No matter how big a club legend rae became I will never forget the abuse he got as a youth so certainly don't agree with you there! I was too young in 97/98 to form my own opinion so I will refrain from commenting on his ability but I can assure you plenty in the derry regularly tried to tell him how shit they thought he was.

    Same with Robertson years later and then forsyth.

    A very fickle support us dees

  9. Sorry I missed your witty retort. Rich teas are shite, not fit for eating and bought by Sengas fir wee Sevcoigne to eat on the bus back from Farmfoods

    ,and occasionally shoplfted by Smackheads for they're flea ridden dugs.

    ^^digestive loyalist bigot imo!
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