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I thought he was poty during that season in the spl. Was consistent in an awful team

Wow. 9 times out of 10 that ends up back in dundee!

Excellent charity who often go under the radar to an extent. Like I said free money

I have a charity bet on with her that the dees will finish above utd this season. Free money for samh!

Used to work with a Darrell years ago. She was a fud

Old speckled hen. Bought only one bottle and glad I did as it isn't the best. Not sure what tomorrow nights will be

It's actually uncanny

My mother in law has a horrible habit of pretending to know what I'm talking about if I speak about sport. 90% of what I say is rhetorical to give myself a break from their pish yet she attempts to respond. I think I'm gonna have to get her tell!

I was steaming last night and slept until lunchtime today, I'm now wide awake and will need to get up for work at 6

worse is folk moaning about Facebook on facebook! My wife's aunty (well she's not really an aunty she's her mates aunty but has always been aunty angie you know what I mean?) has developed a strange infatuation with me on Facebook. She's always had a thing for me, who wouldn't I'm a solid 9, and would like any picture that has me in it or comment with just a kiss. That was ok. I could live with that. It was almost cute. Recently however she's started sharing my pictures on her page! This is shocking as far as I am concerned and downright creepy as I have only met the old boot once, she lives down south and we have 2 "friends" in common! The wife thinks it'll break the old dears heart if I remove her and doesn't think I should be worried. Then again she doesn't live with the thought that at any time some old dear maybe strummin at herself whilst staring at my picture!

Now moved on to a pint of lemon and lime juice. I'm a wild one!

Milk

^^^ ripped the heid aff it imoLad that I work with gets this every other night. Polish couple going at it for hours then silence, followed by him lamping her around the bedroom and screams. The lass is always battered and bruised. Police are always round there but nothing seems to get done about it!

I doubt anyone still has these kits seeing as soon as you washed them they fell apart!

The springs in my mattress have moved making them stab my ribs if I role to the left. Sleep has become challenging

I'd be useless at this as, since my knee went, I can hardly kick a ball 40 yards! Nae power left at all

That's a top offer from a smokie as well I bet he was really shocked you refused!

Should have killed it with fire

Surely matty will hold a p&b poll to let the masses decide what his unborn will be called!?f**k it just call it matty. Took me and the wife 4 days or arguing before calling our son after me. If only she had listened!

I squash everything stupid enough to cross my path and feel no sympathy. Wasps are the worst, just dicks. I also have no sympathy for dead cats. None at all. Wouldn't deliberately harm one but wouldn't feel a bit of remorse if I ran one over. Would feel for the owner a bit I suppose but nothing for the disgusting cat. That'll put the cat among the pigeons so to speak

Only a couple of Hartley signings in there though. He's just clearing out the shite.

No matter how big a club legend rae became I will never forget the abuse he got as a youth so certainly don't agree with you there! I was too young in 97/98 to form my own opinion so I will refrain from commenting on his ability but I can assure you plenty in the derry regularly tried to tell him how shit they thought he was. Same with Robertson years later and then forsyth. A very fickle support us dees

Anyone got an update on Craig?

Happens to me everytime I'm in lidl. The prices in there are only cheap because they refuse to employ the required amount of staff!

^^digestive loyalist bigot imo!