Hearts_Man

400k for Rossi, bud.

A carthorse that never quite made it to the glue factory.

As long as he isn't shite then I'll be quite happy.

Which will continue to be the case this year, they always shite themselves at Ibrox.

What with Berra being a proper Hearts man he wouldn't entertain Celtic unlike that rat Gordon lol. But seriously, I'm still a bit sceptical about the chances of him coming back to Hearts, would obviously be a great signing should it happen.

The whole 'versatile' thing is a lot of shite, anyone can play anywhere, doesn't mean they'll be any good in multiple positions, Cowie can play wide - is he any use out wide? No.

Every player is versatile, they might just be not as good in certain positions as others, ken. If he manages to be worse than our other "left backs" then you have to say fair play to the guy.

Is he shite in all of those positions aye? Not got high hopes for this guy tbh but then everyone we've signed that I'd thought might be decent have been torture so you never know.

Soapy, future Scotland captain.

Can't believe folk thought we were getting sold a pup with Neilson, we'll finish second.

That was quick, i posted far less than i remember.

These copy and paste posts aren't doing me justice tbf,

Hearts_Man Posted 08 August 2015 - 22:16 Junior League Sub Gold Members236 posts0 warning pointsJoined: 30-May 15My Team:Heart of Midlothian Chewing Taffies, on 08 Aug 2015 - 21:53, said: Well done Hearts you are definitely a physically stronger team who will grind out more points than us this season. We ripped you a new one first half but if you can't put the ball away you don't deserve the points simple as that. You were the better team first half but i think the fact we were so poor was down to us experimening with formation and had players out of position, saying that we still missed two glaring opportunities, Neilson sorted it out at half time and we controlled the game from then on,i can only see us gettng stronger as the season progresses.

Hearts_Man Posted 08 August 2015 - 22:55 Junior League Sub Gold Members235 posts0 warning pointsJoined: 30-May 15My Team:Heart of Midlothian Kid Twist, on 08 Aug 2015 - 22:48, said: Oh, Hearts_Man. Were you at the game today? 2-1 absolutely flattered you and if you honestly believe you will finish 2nd/3rd then you should be sectioned. No, I'm watching the highlights just now, anyway where we finish is none of your concern, Dundee will need to be right at it every week to get top 6 which i think they will actually. we went away from home played poorly for 45 mins, improved enough in the second half and took the 3 points

Probably deleted to spare blushes. f**k it, not long until tynie, another tale of woe instore for you cants.

Find the Dundee v Hearts Match thread, i typed it into search but no cigar and can't be fucked wasting time trying to find it, get it bumped.

it was the posts from Dundee fans in the lead up to the next game against us which was amusing and posts by me before and after the game regarding what direction our respective seasons would go, and well i was very right and proved a lot of over excited dafties very wrong. I'm a Hearts fan m8, this league position is nothing new to us, it's expected, it's the shite trotted out from wee diddy teams fans before this season that makes it all the sweeter,

Tbf, one of these other Dundee trumpets should be pulling him up for that.

86...the finest moment in Dundee's history, says a lot really. I very rarely come on here but I'm always left in amazement at the delusion of wee diddy Scottish teams fans.

Penalties are won by having fast direct skilful players driving into the box, unsurprising that you don't know much about that.

My comments before during and after our game against you lot have been spectaculary vindicated. Gawn dig up that thread for us mate, could be a laugh.

Won 9 out of 14 with a goal difference of +12, nah we've been shite mate, matter of time before you go on a 5 game winning streak and we totally collapse get a grip son.

Right, so you're sitting what 11 points behind us, can't buy a win and have been consistently pish since your first gane of the season but somehow you'll end up above us because you're clinging onto some shitey wee bet. Why don't you put that bet on at the bookies and you might end up a very rich man, or just lose more money.

I know that you know that's a lie.