Chuck Blazer

Good lad

We've played all the 'big' teams bar the sheep, so we can hopefully pick up a few more points by the end of the first quarter, and then who the f**k knows... The last 2 and a bit seasons have been like playing Football Manager; the success is beyond all ambition.

How's your squad outwith the first 11,do you have good back up players and good numbers if you get a few injuries. This is Hard Brexitball. We inflict the injuries.

Big Sexy Lee Miller on Off the Ball just now

Can Hardie play against them if he's fit?

Please tell me that Lithgow has a better rating than Kenny Miller? Actually, is KM a Livi player?

Always good to have a pantomime villain IMO.

I fucking love Football.

Jim McIntyre wasn't seriously linked with any jobs in the summer, is he off the radar?

Weighted down with a cubic metre of water on each corner for bonus tinpottery.

That's a belting kit even with the cringing sponsor, looking forward to seeing the black kit.

He really is an ugly laddie.

No mention yet of the 'Glamour Friendlies' taking precedence over league fixtures? Absolutely demeaning.

I've totally missed the confirmation about Miller and can't see anything on obvious websites - any links?

Gary Holt, Kenny Miller and John Hartson all 2/1 now on Betvictor with all other names at 20/1 or longer. Not happy with any of those names to be honest.

Not sure that the KKK hoods will benefit the team's performance.

So he is, here's hoping he can regain his form and start playing to his potential.

Charlie Telfer loan move on the Beeb gossip page...

An easy 12 points.

Craig The Beast Thomson?

Aloe vera lube tingles, not as much as the mint yin though.

Another new signing confirmed on the official site:

Aye, Boaby's grandson in all.

pffft. Maybe by some definitions, but we're certainly in a different league

Signing 2 out of contract players from the division below to take our senior squad to a total of 12 players isn't exactly indicative of liberal spending.