HenryHill

I disagree with ketchup and egg combo but not to the point of physical violence unless it was done to my plate. If however, you had said lorne go instead of square, it would have been to the death.

Aye. We are stopping the sleeping giants of Cove and East Kilbride from getting up. Those clubs that failed to beat us over two legs. Couldn't beat a team getting pumped all season. Am sure they will both come up soon, possibly at our expense, but they have made a right arse of it so far. Not our fault.

Our season is done. f**k all to talk about for the first time in years. So we are roaming about being pains in the arse.

The doody landings?

For that kind of mush 'f**k you' should have been your original response.

' I hope he doesn't live to regret it ' Is death preferred?

Sounds like you have found something to put in the hole left from the hedge coming out.

Prison

Disagree. Fire, and lots of it.

The Scottish national team are actually brilliant but are throwing lots of games in one of the longest running and blatant betting scams of recent times.

So you have 99 problems..

Very true. Hadn't considered that. Just seemed odd the two teams at risk of being on the other end of the rules by the time they are changed complaining about it.

UWS gives unconditionals on birth certificates.

But is it not that rules are unfair rather than Cove breaking any rules? So that any changes would be next season when either albion or berwick could be non league and on the other side of it where they would benefit from the current rules?

Richmond used to always be good for full scale battles in the evenings as the locals and the Catterick lads didn't get on too well. Must admit I have been to more hellish places than Richmond though.

Agreed. I am currently cooking pig steak.

Going to the funeral is fine. Its organising one I am dreading.

Soya munchin hoor

4. Worried he might get called up to the Scotland squad by Alex because his grandfather once ate shortbread.

That sounds awful.

Given how shit their service is that sounds like a bargain.

If by 'new' you mean the last 20 years. Agreed.

Larkhall Academy.

Couldn't remember how to tell if the dolphin was still alive. Then it clicked.

The night the moon doesn't f**k off after we throw spears at is the night we stop throwing spears.