DDcups
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Been looking into getting an e-cig when I get paid from SAAS, what starting kit would everyone recommend?
Vaporised do kits for £20-30 that are decent. If you like it you can spend more on the ones that give you a massive cloud.
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Yes.
The prince of all monster related corn snacks IMO.
The beef ones are shite tbh.
The beef are ok until it rips the roof of your mouth.
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Swedish fish and red cola are the best I had. I used to vape but gave up after 2-3 months and haven't smoked since.
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The loft was amazing tonite. Lots of well fit lassies
bet you wouldn't say that if you seen them in the cold light of day.
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Do they still do flamin hot monster munch?
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What's the proper word here
Sofa, couch, settee?
I hear all 3 regularly but I call it a couch.
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Poundland, 6 packets for, well, £1.
Get them all the time, along wi discos!
S&V discos are fucking immense.
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It is what it is annoys the f**k out of me. I see what you mean BUT...
Swings and roundabouts aswell wtf???
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Anyone mind the crisps that looked like pasta shells?
They came in a maroon packet
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Slightly off topic but are cowboy boots cool? I think they are but was called various names at work for saying so.
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Went to make a tea there and all the milk in the works fridge has went off....ALL OF IT. Bloody terrible so'n it is, gonna be falling asleep at my desk all day now.
Put loads of sugar in your tea it tastes milky if you put enough in.
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Why do the staff in Burger King ask you what soft drink you're having when you go up to the machine and pour it yourself?
bantz
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Hi Tek are meant to make decent hill walking boots. I wouldn't have a problem with a pair if they were comfy. Also, fair play to them for still chucking trainers out, I thought they would have given up years ago!
I have hi-tec boots but they are branded magnum. I paid £25 and they are watertight I could stand in the sea all day and still have dry feet. they give good ankle support and are pretty comfy to wear all day running about.
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I ment put loads down on the seat so you don't sit in other peoples piss or shit.
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Does anyone else make a birds nest out of toilet paper if they go for a shit at work?
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I've been in Winnies and I would say, if anything, he's underselling that story.
It can't be that bad. No where is as bad as robbos in gorgie
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I remember nipping into the pub in Renton, Winnies i think it was called, after a doo at the bowling club. Some right sights in there. My mate nipped outside for a smoke and came back in with a burst nose as one of the wee neds hanging about outside cycled past and jabbed him. When we left not long after they were pelting us with bricks while we waited on a taxi. Taxi appeared and then refused to stop so had to walk out of area before i taxi would stop for us.
Great night.
Didn't happen
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The wife's not keen on Myra or Eugenia Thundercunt, but I'll keep them in mind in the unlikely event that we have another wean. Stookie was quite popular, but the general consensus seems to be that she should have a name that reflects her badassery; the wife likes 'Ripley' at the moment, although I maintain Jones is the real hero of the first film. I mentioned Radge, considering the unprompted arse-kickings she's been administering, and that's gone down well too. Any other Scottish words/names that might suit?
She's in the process of demolishing the living room at the moment; she seems to be one of those cats that sees something on a surface and thinks, "what's this doing here? Clearly this belongs on the floor! In several pieces!"
No one is more bad ass than Myra hindley.
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I am a alias of peace
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Just got a new kitten; twelve weeks old and she's already battered both adult cats and the dog
Any name suggestions are more than welcome!
Call it Myra
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Highly unlikely unless you believe in reincarnation.
Or your Carl tanzler
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Being sober and listening to inane drunken pish all night just bores the tits aff me.
They get louder and get closer to your face the drunker they get, they tend to sweat more as time marches on mixed with the stench of shit lager tends to make me feel unwell.
Then there's the arguments and fights, the tears and all the other rollercoaster events that take place during a stint in the pubs.
I dont know if youre aware, i was assaulted resulting in permanent disfigurement during a night out when i was 21. The event may never have took place if i wasnt drunk and unaware of my surroundings. And for the avoidance of doubt the assault was a unwarranted.
How are you disfigured?
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If theres loads of satellites up in space, dealing with all our mobile phone calls, why are there so many phone masts kicking all about the place ,Why the middle man ?
The masts are there so we get cancer obviously.
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Most of Fife's like a depressing version of The Hills Have Eyes
Fife aint that bad. It just has a very small gene pool. If it was populated by people who wernt inbred it would be better than edinburgh and Glasgow by a mile.
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