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Want a shave

The suspects are my girlfriend and her daughter. They are both c***s so both will suffer the consequences. This isn't the first thing to go missing in the last few days, My munchies went missing aswell.

Shaving properly. Mach 3 shaving is shit there's no skill involved. Despite my disfigurement I prefer a cut throat

I have training tomorrow and want to look tip top and I was just out the shower so it was the right time. God knows who hid it but someone will pay. My bath towel is covered in blood I started using a cut throat so it cut me good.

My prime was about 5 years ago. I'm at the stage of getting fat and grey it's no great loss.

Liar

Blood is coming out my face.

My face. I done my legs the other day.

No I feel dizzy due to blood loss. Someone hid the mirror, Predictive text fucked up.

I've just started shaving properly and someone his the mirror now I'm pissing blood. Its no fair.

Sounds like you might have baw cancer. Go get it checked.

No all they offer is make up. I'm no a woman. I don't care now tbh I have a beard with white spots in it I don't care I'm fabulous

Why don't we use tidal power? We've got plenty coastline and plenty waves.

I was about 20 when I got it. It covers part of my top lip so people say it's cum It's just the embarrassment I suffer but read it can cause partial hearing loss.

Does anyone else have vitiligo?

That's nice :/ Do you like wolves or motorbikes?

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Do you mean the fleece jackets that have wolves you on them? They are popular with the woman as well

Justice has been served:lol:

Driving licence is easy all you need to remember is your surname date of birth initials then 1 number 2 letters at the end.

You're boring. I work with a guy who's extremely boring we call him boring Jim. Your boring Diego as your up there with him.

What a fud. Although he did get off with parking on double yellows to get a KFC. Lesson learned there.

Suuuuurrreeeeee

I dreamt that I died in a car crash. I woke up really upset and was nearly crying. On a lighter note I woke up laughing hysterically the other week tears rolling down my face and everything. Rest of the day was braw as well. I wish I knew what it was I was laughing at.

68 green bottles sitting on the wall.