Srevart Treb

First time I have properly seen Storie. Pretty impressed, certainly not scared to make a tackle. Hopefully he can push on and force his way into the team even when everyone is fit. I had high hopes for Cammy Smith but cant see it happening for him, hopefully same does not happen with Storie.

The speed at which people walk at, especially in city centres, feckin move. Fully understand the elderly and infirm, no problems there but the way young people drag their heels or randomly stop makes me want to punch the back of their heads.

Living in ignorance would be moronic in my book. Huge difference in believing what you read as opposed to ignoring it completely.

Haha, ah Jimmy, he drove me nuts but strangely I kind of miss him

True, but its the only way to find out the goings on at Warbury.

Aye same, there is 2 shops within 2p yds they can buy one. Its more just being tight fockers that they are

Haha, Ach I dont do every day, now and again though its good to wind them up, for all it costs you would think they could just buy one they put that much effort into getting one.

Yup, encountered this a lot. If someone asks "Have I finished with the paper", or if they can read it if I am not, no problem batter in but the paper lurkers I cant stand. I used to work in East Kilbride many moons ago and would travel up by bus from Glasgow which would take an hour or so. Every Sunday there was an old guy who would get on at the same time and stop as me, as I got off at EK centre I would sometimes forget my News of the World (I know I know but it did have good sports sections honest!!) and leave it on the seat, by the time I had realised and turned round the auld fella had practically vaulted several seats to pick it up and start reading, as he obviously stayed on to wherever the bus went next. For whatever reason this irked me a bit, I could always tell he was watching and waiting for me to finish reading during every trip. After a while, I took to deliberately leaving the paper on the seat, getting up and moving off the bus before quickly turning round and picking up the paper again just as he was going to get it, then marching off the bus and squishing it into the bin at the terminus just to see the look of rage on his face, but as it was my paper he could do nothing or say nothing about. In work I try and follow a similar method, I put it down in the canteen table and then move off a bit, as soon as I see the Paper Lurkers heading in, I rush in, greet with a cheery smile and a "Whoops, forgot my paper, what am I like eh!". Very enjoyable.

People hogging elevators and either go up or down one floor. Use your legs and walk ya fat lazy walloper.

People who bring their weans/brats/prams on to public transport between 8 - 9.30 am & 4.30 - 6pm. Nearly as bad as people who crowd round buses and trains trying to get on before others have got off

Bizarre Claims????, because you havent seen it, it cant be happening right?. Or maybe no-one else in this thread has said something similar. Why would I feel sorry for people deliberately scamming people and depriving people who are genuinely being forced to beg?

Caring about folk who are genuinely less fortunate or people who are quite clearly at it. Big difference.

Get yourself up to George Square before 8am everyday Its there for all to see, or just put your head in the sand and kid on it does not happen.

The ones who are dropped off and picked up in top of the range Mercs would lead me to believe they are not homeless. The ones sleeping in lanes round the back of shops in torn sleeping bags tend to be homeless.

You do realise of course that they don't get to keep any money they make.

Hello, hello give me some money?, hiya hello, I want some money from you even though I have nothing to warrant it. Hopefully by sitting in a puddle all day will entitle me to get some money from you, Hello and Hiya, give me money, if you dont give me money then my friend will be performing the same role 40 yards down the road. Hello, Hiya we were all dropped off in a gleaming Mercedes at 9 o clock this morning so we can spend the day with our hands out expecting money for nothing. Never mind about the genuine homeless people, its ourselves and the junkies that deserve money from you, Hello, hiya nothing orgsnised or sinister about sitting next to bins/parking meters/outside Greggs with a cup being waved in your face, Hello, Hiya

Aye fair doo's, just clocked that, post edited.

Haha, I tried them on by mistake, thought they were 34 regular, and thought I was pished as I tried to get them on.I aint skinny but am not fat either, have no idea why people would want to wear the things, from a distance they look like tights. Ah the old twix legs, should steer well clear from wearing a kilt as well.

Agreed, lassie I work with had a holiday countdown App thingy on her phone for this. As if anyone gives a flying puck.

Haha, aye can't believe I forgot about Student fitba chat, truly horrendous.

They are indeed random Pure like, literally totally random, most.random.thing.everrrrrrrrrr

Haha, pretty good. My wording of the skinny jeans issue was clearly very poor indeed.

Aye, the very fact they are able to wear skinny jeans/trousers means they have very rarely if ever played football. This means they have not built up any leg muscles and allows them to trot about looking like one of Robin Hood's merry men.

Belter, well in.

I have not, I pretty much based my rant on Strathclyde/Glasgow/Caledonian university students as that is whom I encounter daily. Maybe I have been unfair there to the well-heeled Paisley student types.