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Srevart Treb

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  1. Brilliant. Must admit it's something that's never crossed my mind. I would always start at the sports and when I was done folk would say oh you done now. And I would just smile and say no haha but would leave it on the table and the lurkers would get to it

    Haha, Ach I dont do every day, now and again though its good to wind them up, for all it costs you would think they could just buy one they put that much effort into getting one.

  2. Paper tinks. People who rather than buy a paper in the shop before work, happily read the ones you leave in your bag in the canteen. I can just about tolerate them reading yesterdays papers when I'm finished with them, but actually going into your bag, reading todays paper (sometimes before you have a chance to) then putting it back is taking the piss! Scum of the fucking earth!

    <<<< Seething.

    Yup, encountered this a lot.

    If someone asks "Have I finished with the paper", or if they can read it if I am not, no problem batter in but the paper lurkers I cant stand.

    I used to work in East Kilbride many moons ago and would travel up by bus from Glasgow which would take an hour or so.

    Every Sunday there was an old guy who would get on at the same time and stop as me, as I got off at EK centre I would sometimes forget my News of the World (I know I know but it did have good sports sections honest!!) and leave it on the seat, by the time I had realised and turned round the auld fella had practically vaulted several seats to pick it up and start reading, as he obviously stayed on to wherever the bus went next.

    For whatever reason this irked me a bit, I could always tell he was watching and waiting for me to finish reading during every trip.

    After a while, I took to deliberately leaving the paper on the seat, getting up and moving off the bus before quickly turning round and picking up the paper again just as he was going to get it, then marching off the bus and squishing it into the bin at the terminus just to see the look of rage on his face, but as it was my paper he could do nothing or say nothing about.

    In work I try and follow a similar method, I put it down in the canteen table and then move off a bit, as soon as I see the Paper Lurkers heading in, I rush in, greet with a cheery smile and a "Whoops, forgot my paper, what am I like eh!".

    Very enjoyable.

  3. Even if the bizarre claims you're making are true, wouldn't you still feel sorry for the people? I mean, they're hardly living a dream are they?

    Bizarre Claims????, because you havent seen it, it cant be happening right?.

    Or maybe no-one else in this thread has said something similar.

    Why would I feel sorry for people deliberately scamming people and depriving people who are genuinely being forced to beg?

  4. Hello, hello give me some money?, hiya hello, I want some money from you even though I have nothing to warrant it. Hopefully by sitting in a puddle all day will entitle me to get some money from you, Hello and Hiya, give me money, if you dont give me money then my friend will be performing the same role 40 yards down the road.

    Hello, Hiya we were all dropped off in a gleaming Mercedes at 9 o clock this morning so we can spend the day with our hands out expecting money for nothing.

    Never mind about the genuine homeless people, its ourselves and the junkies that deserve money from you, Hello, hiya nothing orgsnised or sinister about sitting next to bins/parking meters/outside Greggs with a cup being waved in your face, Hello, Hiya

  5. :lol:

    I've tried on skinny jeans in the past, and far from being a porker as I comfortably make it into 'normal' 32" troosers, and I can never get the hoory things past my thighs.

    Skinny Jeans are for people with Twix legs!!

    Haha, I tried them on by mistake, thought they were 34 regular, and thought I was pished as I tried to get them on.

    I aint skinny but am not fat either, have no idea why people would want to wear the things, from a distance they look like tights.

    Ah the old twix legs, should steer well clear from wearing a kilt as well.

  6. I fucking hate students too, being a student myself has only heightened this hatred. I was sitting in a lecture a few weeks ago when I overheard a couple of boys talking about football. One said to the other "what about Liecester eh, and Jamie Vardy eh, chat shit get banged."

    I fucking hate students, and I fucking hate that 'chat shit get banged' patter, so a student saying that just about tipped me over the fucking edge.

    Also, the amount of students who have to let you know how much they drink and how hungover they are. Because, you know, only students consume alcohol.

    Haha, aye can't believe I forgot about Student fitba chat, truly horrendous.

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