[Heads Gone - The Peppino Impastato Memorial Thread]

1 hour ago, BFTD said:

Jupe works with people at the bottom end of society who are cruelly affected by the policies enacted by the government. I'm guessing it helps to blow off steam by coming on here and telling Tory Boy psychopaths to go forth and multiply, even if most are likely at it anyway.

He'll be well aware of how simple it is to sign up for a new account and just carry on regardless, should he feel the need.

Nah I won't be bothering with that nonsense (this an an old one Addie got me to create to perpetuate some fail of a wind up on Dave Coaches back in 2015 btw). Yeah I've historically been a bit of a dick to a handful of trolls on the Politics sub, but getting booted for telling an old misogynist troll to f*** off is laughable stuff. Anyway I can't be arsed with the Perthshirebell approach so i'll just sack it altogether. Good luck in the impending food riots and best wishes to @Hoose Rice - a genuinely guid c**t. Hope you find better times soon. Cheers. 

[The Mattydfc Awards 2015]

No 41

Patrick Bateman

Score on the Cuntometer: Meh

There’s no way in hell the Accies’ only decent poster should be on this list, but thanks to the nominations of a few Dundee (and, er Accies fans), he steams his way into the charts at number 42.

Not only is he Hamilton’s best poster (a pretty fucking easy task, frankly), he hasn’t changed his avatar for an eternity, and is well known for his brutally honest assessments of Accies matches and mercilessly shredding idiotic posts, both from his fellow fans, and everyone else.

“I am actually pretty shite TBF” – Martin Canning

“His avatar is as cool as f**k” – Heath Ledger (posthumously)

“Hang on, you’re not Fide” – Thundercats

“Harsh……but fair – and I’ve only reported him twice” – Bigmouth Strikes Again

[The Mattydfc Awards 2015]

No 42

Thundercats

Score on the Cuntometer: Not nearly high enough.

Thundercats (previously known as God of War and various other diabolically poor aliases) came to the forum a couple of years ago as one of the invasion of GIF-wielding Jambo hordes from Kickback. Since then he has generally achieved very little other than troll innumerable threads with second-hand VikingTON patter and develop a worrying obsession with Fide.

“Well, this is awkward” – God of War

“I’ll get back to you, there’s some c**t hanging around outside my bedroom window” – Fide

“How many shite aliases can one man create?” – Perthshirebell

“Lots mate” - Seamus

“f**k sake. Every vote is important. If I miss out on top spot by one vote I'll be seething” – Thundercats

Unlucks M9.