No 41
Patrick Bateman
Score on the Cuntometer: Meh
There’s no way in hell the Accies’ only decent poster should be on this list, but thanks to the nominations of a few Dundee (and, er Accies fans), he steams his way into the charts at number 42.
Not only is he Hamilton’s best poster (a pretty fucking easy task, frankly), he hasn’t changed his avatar for an eternity, and is well known for his brutally honest assessments of Accies matches and mercilessly shredding idiotic posts, both from his fellow fans, and everyone else.
“I am actually pretty shite TBF” – Martin Canning
“His avatar is as cool as f**k” – Heath Ledger (posthumously)
“Hang on, you’re not Fide” – Thundercats
“Harsh……but fair – and I’ve only reported him twice” – Bigmouth Strikes Again