[P&B Hospital]

5 hours ago, centralTon said:

I feel your pain man. Just spent 3 days in the Queen Elizabeth in Glasgow to have the base of my tongue shaved and my tonsils removed for biopsies to try to find the source of my primary cancer. A week down the line and I'm still only managing to swallow soup and ice cream. Hoping to manage a few beers tomorrow night though.

Aw the best

[Any potential future international players in WoSFL currently?]

Can glens claim Tom brown from the 90s  ,and currently jack henry came through their youth system?

[Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...]

Who the fk is tina fay ,advert does my tits in

[Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...]

8 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

Pedestrian crossings which only have a button on one side of the road, particularly if you're at a busy road on the side without the button.

Pedestrian crossings that take an absolute age to turn after you've pressed the button , the one in the queens drive in killie being the fkn worst

[Darvel FC Thread]

4 hours ago, allyg1977 said:

What 3 league titles did Darvel win or am I missing something wow and now call mick a failure u can't make it up I thought beating Aberdeen montrose and Stranraer was Darvel biggest cup success 

Re the 3 league titles ,wasn't the first one the adl ,which was before gall he then came in and binned the entire squad

The second one was Cumbernaulds ? Which they got a share of only after threatening legal action

The third one doesn't count as they shouldn't have been in the premier league in the first fkn place

[Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...]

7 hours ago, carpetmonster said:

I’ve just encountered the sticky-on bottle cap for the first time. I get why folks think they’re annoying. 
 

 

Pair of scissors every time as a stand against authority 

[The Indigo Comms Pie and Bovril Predictor Competition- THE RESULTS!]

Thanks again mr jb ,might spend some of my winnings at the madhoose at the weekend , cheers 

[The Indigo Comms Pie and Bovril Predictor Competition- THE RESULTS!]

Thanks for running it mr jb ,really enjoyed it

[c***s on the road]

On 10/05/2024 at 15:27, Richey Edwards said:

People who slow down to a complete halt for speedbumps. 

Guilty ,I've a wee 1 litre puddlejumper and I'm not killing it

[Retirement.]

Great help ,cheers

[Quick Question Thread]

On 11/05/2024 at 09:04, RandomGuy. said:

Just had newly laid turf down, and trying to figure out a "routine" to keep the grass growing as moss/weeds took over the garden before. About a quarter struggles to get sun and just goes mossy/weedy and then takes over the garden, so ideally trying to avoid that.

Seen comments you're meant be put grass seed on those areas during the winter to try and prevent that?

Cut it often and not too low ,if you take off more than a third of the leaf at any time your killing the plant

[Retirement.]

Just now, MazzyStar said:

You’re retiring in 109 years? 

Fkit sausage fingers 4017

[Retirement.]

Turned 56 today 40017 sleeps till retirement 

[Heads Gone - The Peppino Impastato Memorial Thread]

5 hours ago, carpetmonster said:

Well, you tried it just for once
Found it all right for kicks
But now you found out
The red dot you'll click and click

And you're an orgammon addict
You're an orgammon addict

The heammoroids   ,my first concert , cavalier ,Cumnock

[WoSFL Premier Division thread]

1 hour ago, Arthurlie1981 said:

Congrats to Glenafton on securing their survival. League table doesn't lie and we haven't been good enough over the season other some flashes against St Cadocs and Hurlford over the last 2 games.

Thank you ,second half was as good as glens have been all season , albeit against an awful Cumnock side

[WoSFL Premier Division thread]

Suits me this weekend, I've got to work 2/5 weekends so would've missed the game ,although getting to see the glens is a bit of a mixed blessing

[Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...]

2 hours ago, thistledo said:

I imagine, knowing this place, this will have been well covered already... Anyway, bottle tops stuck to bottles, why is this the new way to really fucking annoy people, not sure what's worse this or cardboard straws. Took a drink of one of those liquid yogurt protein things the other day, forgetting to take the cap off and ended up with the white liquid, from the cap, over my face*

*explosion of Kenneth Williams gifs incoming

 

I always get some scissors to cut the bottle lid free

[Heads Gone - The Peppino Impastato Memorial Thread]

11 hours ago, Soapy FFC said:

Fried egg?

Both

[WoSFL Premier Division thread]

Glenafton 1 St Cadocs 3 

[Todays scores 4/5]

 

Pity it wasn't a fortnight ago

[The Indigo Comms Pie and Bovril Predictor Competition Week 41]

Arthurlie 1 Beith 2

Rob Roy 1 Largs 3

Neilston 2 Thorniewood 1

Craigmark 2 Bonnyton 1

Kello 2 Lesmahagow 3

Lugar 1 Glenvale 3

 

[Things you want to share with P&B]

9 hours ago, Richey Edwards said:

I got a haircut for the first time in about 5 months and keep shitting a brick whenever I see my reflection.

This , I know I'm overweight , but sitting down in the chair a hairdressers mirror is very very unflattering 

[Scottish Infrastructure]

Now they know where he is ,get the bill sent to him

[The Indigo Comms Pie and Bovril Predictor Competition Week 40]

If meadow win,is that everybody's coupon doon?

[The Indigo Comms Pie and Bovril Predictor Competition Week 40]

Clydebank 1 St Cadocs 2

Darvel 4 Irvine Meadow 1

Rutherglen 1 Shotts 2

Ardrossan 3 Caledonian Loco 1

Ardeer 1 Bellshill 2

Royal Albert 1 Newmains 2