[The Indigo Comms Pie and Bovril Predictor Competition- THE RESULTS!]

Thanks for running it mr jb ,really enjoyed it

[c***s on the road]

On 10/05/2024 at 15:27, Richey Edwards said:

People who slow down to a complete halt for speedbumps. 

Guilty ,I've a wee 1 litre puddlejumper and I'm not killing it

[Retirement.]

Great help ,cheers

[Quick Question Thread]

On 11/05/2024 at 09:04, RandomGuy. said:

Just had newly laid turf down, and trying to figure out a "routine" to keep the grass growing as moss/weeds took over the garden before. About a quarter struggles to get sun and just goes mossy/weedy and then takes over the garden, so ideally trying to avoid that.

Seen comments you're meant be put grass seed on those areas during the winter to try and prevent that?

Cut it often and not too low ,if you take off more than a third of the leaf at any time your killing the plant

[Retirement.]

Just now, MazzyStar said:

You’re retiring in 109 years? 

Fkit sausage fingers 4017

[Retirement.]

Turned 56 today 40017 sleeps till retirement 

[Heads Gone - The Peppino Impastato Memorial Thread]

5 hours ago, carpetmonster said:

Well, you tried it just for once
Found it all right for kicks
But now you found out
The red dot you'll click and click

And you're an orgammon addict
You're an orgammon addict

The heammoroids   ,my first concert , cavalier ,Cumnock

[WoSFL Premier Division thread]

1 hour ago, Arthurlie1981 said:

Congrats to Glenafton on securing their survival. League table doesn't lie and we haven't been good enough over the season other some flashes against St Cadocs and Hurlford over the last 2 games.

Thank you ,second half was as good as glens have been all season , albeit against an awful Cumnock side

[WoSFL Premier Division thread]

Suits me this weekend, I've got to work 2/5 weekends so would've missed the game ,although getting to see the glens is a bit of a mixed blessing

[Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...]

2 hours ago, thistledo said:

I imagine, knowing this place, this will have been well covered already... Anyway, bottle tops stuck to bottles, why is this the new way to really fucking annoy people, not sure what's worse this or cardboard straws. Took a drink of one of those liquid yogurt protein things the other day, forgetting to take the cap off and ended up with the white liquid, from the cap, over my face*

*explosion of Kenneth Williams gifs incoming

 

I always get some scissors to cut the bottle lid free

[Heads Gone - The Peppino Impastato Memorial Thread]

11 hours ago, Soapy FFC said:

Fried egg?

Both

[WoSFL Premier Division thread]

Glenafton 1 St Cadocs 3 

[Todays scores 4/5]

 

Pity it wasn't a fortnight ago

[The Indigo Comms Pie and Bovril Predictor Competition Week 41]

Arthurlie 1 Beith 2

Rob Roy 1 Largs 3

Neilston 2 Thorniewood 1

Craigmark 2 Bonnyton 1

Kello 2 Lesmahagow 3

Lugar 1 Glenvale 3

 

[Things you want to share with P&B]

9 hours ago, Richey Edwards said:

I got a haircut for the first time in about 5 months and keep shitting a brick whenever I see my reflection.

This , I know I'm overweight , but sitting down in the chair a hairdressers mirror is very very unflattering 

[Scottish Infrastructure]

Now they know where he is ,get the bill sent to him

[The Indigo Comms Pie and Bovril Predictor Competition Week 40]

If meadow win,is that everybody's coupon doon?

[The Indigo Comms Pie and Bovril Predictor Competition Week 40]

Clydebank 1 St Cadocs 2

Darvel 4 Irvine Meadow 1

Rutherglen 1 Shotts 2

Ardrossan 3 Caledonian Loco 1

Ardeer 1 Bellshill 2

Royal Albert 1 Newmains 2

 

[Todays scores 27/4]

21 minutes ago, Johnstonian said:

3-1 to Rob Roy

Fkn hell ,probably the only time in the last five years I wouldn't have minded darvel winning and they come up with a result like that

[Trapdoor to Hell]

1 hour ago, BFTD said:

Apologies for the source, but this popped up on my phone today; I'd forgotten that Buckie got pumped by Celt or gers in the cup this season, but knowing the bloody SFA they won't have taken that into account like they should  

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/12566264/buckie-thistle-celtic-cup-play-off-football-bill-leckie/

Has this chvnt been blackballed from a bowling green as it's not his first time making this remark , all the bowling greens I know are run by well meaning competent people

Fkn bellend 

[Your Oldest Item of Clothing]

A moochers and stealers killie top ,will never fit me again ( mid eighties?)

[WoSFL Premier Division thread]

1 hour ago, andy25 said:

Darvel win on penalties.

Bawz

[Things you want to share with P&B]

1 minute ago, alta-pete said:

^^^ eggy mess mess 

Mine can dirty every pot in the hoose poaching an egg ,and still have it inedible

[Things you want to share with P&B]

2 hours ago, coprolite said:

My wife decided to attempt poaching an egg the other day. The instructions she looked up (bbc good food) started off with "make sure you strain your egg". She had the egg in a sieve. Has anyone ever heard of this tomfoolery before? In 30 years of poaching (on and off, sometimes professionally from five star hotels to brewer's fayres) i've never once heard of this nonsense. What the f**k man. Probably some foodie twat like nigel slater or that wee shoplifting guy making up stuff. 

[The Indigo Comms Pie and Bovril Predictor Competition Week 39]

Arthurlie 1 Auchinleck 2

Gartcairn 2 Hurlford 1

Maybole 2 St Rochs 1

Larkhall 1 Cumbernauld 2

West Park 1 Lanark 4

BSC Glasgow 1 Giffnock 3