As a Bairns fan, I’ve seen a few shitey Chairman’s statements in my time but I genuinely had to check half-way through reading this that it wasn’t a spoof, such is the positively Rangers-esque level of profound dignity and lamentable syntax.
Regardless of the rights or wrongs of the sentiment behind it I can only assume the Pars’ Chairman left one of his extra Fifer fingers resting a little too hard on the comma button of his keyboard. Makes Doug Henderson’s famous Brexit special read like Shakespeare by comparison.
