Phantoms Livi Lass

When do you get Great balls and how do you use Razz berries to feed the buggers to catch them easier? I had to use 28 feckin balls to catch a Hypno a wee while ago, he got out of 9 of them before I finally caught him in the 10th catch. I made a right arse of myself on the main pathway, folk were walking by and I was wailing "Please stay" to a bloody Iphone. I was just about in tears for the last 5 balls. I looked like right space cadet! Chuffed with the Hypno though so that makes up for the utter mortification.

Cheers. I will be trying that.

If you use a lure do you need to stay in the same place or can you walk about? How long does it last and is it better than incense or much the same? I've got lucky eggs too so don't know which works the best or if you need to stay still while they are on? Cheers.

2 Ginger bearded geeks have been fighting over Gyms in Craigshill all night. One is a Jambo (long beard) and the other is Yellow (groomed beard) Mon the Livi one! He holds both right now.

Kyle can I send you my phone please, it wants a weeks holiday with you.

Awww, I missed the chance.

Someone I know claims if you walk 500 meters you automatically get a Pikachu. Is this true?

We are Livi so look hot no matter what we wear so that's neither here nor there.

Who signed these guys for you?

I've heard he goes by the name one inch Watty. Maybe he is trying to pinch more than an inch

They are not alike. They may be brothers but don't play the same way. Apples and oranges. I wouldn't go as far as saying comparing them is an insult Livilion, he has played well for us in the past.

Where have I compared him to his brother? I never mentioned Kyle, they are completely different players.

Which team? I'm biased as I've seen him since he he a wee lad but he was a good grafter for us, Hopefully you have a competent manager who can get the best out of your players, if so I think he will do well.

Gnaw isn't on the LFC Board (he wishes for such a position of importance!) nor is he a member of the playing staff or even an employee. He is a Livi fan. You lot are just massaging his already inflated ego by promoting him to a higher level where he would have influence over anything at the club. He will be loving that!!

Wow, who could resist such an offer?? LFC have pulled out all the stops this time to seek the ultimate fan magnet, a random P&B poster is just the ticket to draw fans to the forum. Genius! Records may be broken here. I can see the crowd swelling to 20 this time I hope they have enough seats to cope with us all? I'm sure the other 19 fans are beside themselves with excitement and counting down the sleeps like myself. We cannae wait to gawk at Gnaw....

What are you getting at champsfan? Spit it out?

"plays for" Livingston FC should never have been on his Twitter page in the first place so that means nothing.

You and Gnaw are as bad as each other. What's the story? Don't dare say all will be revealed in due course, just don't!!

Awww how nice. I never thought I'd see the day that Duncan Freemason would battle on behalf of us Livi fans. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Soon we will be having him round for tea and calling him bae.

Who have you still got from Bollan's signings/favourites? If there are any left it will be one of them.

It's a whip Colonel not a stick! Woohoo! S'tiffin time whenever you require, I'm at your service Sir, as always.

We have enough supporters to make a team? 5 a sides surely? Never a full team plus subs!

Are you fecking having a laugh?? 1) They know who I am. I have never hidden. 2) I've been there 21 years, they have not. 3) I do put my concerns to the club, although I don't waste paper, I say it face to face. Like to save the environment. 4)I won't put up or shut up & if you are official spokesperson for LFC then they will be aware of that. 5)The fans invest money and don't ask for it back under the guise of director's loans. They do. Hardly charity. Just to add we invested 50k plus and have not yet received our official shares yet so ask them where they are please? I will be following this one up myself anyway but you might as well forewarn them.

That's the reply to which one of my questions?

I don't think we will be at the same game. I do have a few questions I hope you can answer? What is exactly the problem with the existing supporter's clubs that I am currently a member of? Will the new Supporter's club be offering to do the volunteering/ slave labour/ donkey work at the games from now on?